He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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lube up the wardrobe doors and you may find you enjoy him visiting too
i think you've gotta be in a closet to go there, though...
to where he found the Borg queen offering him Turkish delights
I've had dudes tell me that mine was just so pretty they couldnt help wanting to put a dick in it. I'm sure it would have worked if anal didn't feel like masterbating with a cheezegrater
Full of fur?
That's fucking disgusting
It's uncomfortable, like the back of a volkswagon.
Bahahaha nice try buddy, bet it almost worked.
Seems that's where a lot of young boys spend their time....