I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
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Was Aerosmith playing in the background?
"And I don't wanna shit this thing..."
President: How big are we talking?\nTruman: It's the size of Texas, Mr. President.
Actually did chuckle at this...it had me at Bruce Willis
Girl, keep that shit to yourself. You are gross and disgusting.
Do not ever combine sparkling cider with taco night. It is horrible. Yes cider.