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    Submitted by ZAK13 on Apr 16, 12 at 9:25am

    Was Aerosmith playing in the background?

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      Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Apr 16, 12 at 10:14am

      "And I don't wanna shit this thing..."

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    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Apr 16, 12 at 10:03am

    President: How big are we talking?\nTruman: It's the size of Texas, Mr. President.

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    Submitted by middleclassdream on Apr 19, 12 at 8:35am

    Actually did chuckle at this...it had me at Bruce Willis

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    Submitted by dd32 on Apr 16, 12 at 9:40am

    Hero

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    Submitted by niceman on Apr 16, 12 at 9:41am

    Girl, keep that shit to yourself. You are gross and disgusting.

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    Submitted by  on Apr 16, 12 at 9:44pm

    Do not ever combine sparkling cider with taco night. It is horrible. Yes cider.