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  I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.

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  (210): I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful. http://tfl.nu/5n8j
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  Submitted by ZAK13 on Apr 16, 12 at 9:25am

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  Was Aerosmith playing in the background?

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    Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Apr 16, 12 at 10:14am

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    "And I don't wanna shit this thing..."

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  Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Apr 16, 12 at 10:03am

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  President: How big are we talking?\nTruman: It's the size of Texas, Mr. President.

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  Submitted by middleclassdream on Apr 19, 12 at 8:35am

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  Actually did chuckle at this...it had me at Bruce Willis

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  Submitted by dd32 on Apr 16, 12 at 9:40am

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  Hero

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  Submitted by niceman on Apr 16, 12 at 9:41am

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  Girl, keep that shit to yourself. You are gross and disgusting.

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  Submitted by  on Apr 16, 12 at 9:44pm

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  Do not ever combine sparkling cider with taco night. It is horrible. Yes cider.

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