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  • considering those stupid things cost $250 I wouldn't be crying, I would be kicking your asses. I hate the boots but would be pissed off that you fucked with my expensive stuff

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:25pm
  • dick move. shallow girl. fail all around.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:23pm
  • If you can't value other people or their possessions, you're a pretty fucked up individual. Enjoy the karma, idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:42pm
  • I'd be shitty to if I was her. I'd say you owe her money. Really not cool screwing with peoples shot. Grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Uggs are expensive, that's a dick move

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 6:47am
  • I know it's funny but Uggs are fucking expensive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:05pm
  • the op feels good 'cause he made a girl cry. what a great guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:53pm
  • Hey, it's winter, it even snowed in Texas last week, you're an idiot for disrespecting someone's property even if Uggs are an expensive pair of ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:53pm
  • It's not like they're ruined, it's just spray paint! She can still wear them!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:47am
  • Those things are expensive. If some moronic stoners spraypainted ANYTHING of mine worth over $300 idk if I'd cry but there'd surely be hell to pay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:12am
  • 5:53 is right. Still, I laughed a bit at this text because those things really are hideous. Especially when they're worn by a fat girl in leggings, as is too often the case.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:12pm
  • What a bunch. She's overreacting, and you're flaming douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:35pm
  • 6:12 hit the nail on the head. Someone outta tell them fat skanks that wat u wear does not equivilate hotness...really high so don't bitch at my spelling

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:20pm
  • Good! Go stoners! Ugg boots are fucking ugly and stupid anyway. Dumb ass bitches all wearing the same shit with fucking mini skirts. What are you retarded?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:02am
  • this is probably fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Ya'll are a bit too materialistic. Reminder: they're fucking shoes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:57pm
  • I absolutely love when girls say bitch move, or bitch ass or anything similar. You do realize that when saying bitch move you are saying what guys refer to as "acting like a woman"?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:26pm
  • You guys are all retarded. He wasnt trying to be a dick..thats why this text is so funny, he was just THAT high that he thought of an idea like that. I think its hilarious, too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Should have just burned them! Cant stand seeing tubby bitches wearing too small of sweatpants and Uggs with their muffin tops hanging out... dont you tards have mirrors in your houses? You like like a fucking slob wearing those! Even if a girl is a stone cold hottie she still looks retarded wearing those

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:09pm
  • super not cool. Whether or not you like Uggs, that shit costs money dude. Don't fuck w/ people's money. If she flushed $200 of coke down the toilet, or did $200 worth of damage to your car, or burned $200 worth of your clothes, whatever. You'd be bitter as hell. Crying is a stupid reaction. I'd kick some ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:22pm
  • To everyone saying the gf is a shallow and vain bitch, fuck you. That's $250 of HERS that you just threw out the window. What if she saved up and worked hard for the money to pay for those? I don't care how you feel about her fashion choices, that is just not cool. If I was that girl, I wouldn't be crying, I'd be knocking the OP in the face. And then maybe pouring bleach on all of his clothes. Turn about is fair play, motherfucker.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:34pm
  • sry, 7:34, shallow is shallow. if you pay 250 bucks for a pair of shoes and are gonna cry when they get messed up ('cause no matter what, they're not gonna last forever, for fuck's sake), you're shallow. it's a fucking pair of SHOES, not your grandmother. getting mad is a different story.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:19pm
  • The girlfriend is a vain little bitch and the guys are druggie pricks. I could care less about either party, really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:21pm
  • FIRST AND FOREMOST, FUCK YOU AND THE WHITE HORSE YOU THINK YOU RODE IN ON. THERE IS NOTHING HUMOROUS ABOUT DESTROYING OTHER PEOPLE'S VALUED PROPERTY. IT IS ABSOLUTELY CRUEL AND YOU ARE A HEARTLESS INDIVIDUAL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:24pm
  • Not funny thgey are really expensive...esp not funny if she didn't do anything to u to deserve it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:15pm
  • 7:27 is a piece of shit. Not everyones spoiled / sells drugs. Appreciate what others aren't fortunate to have

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:04pm
  • Hey cause you dont like them we can destory them...even if they are owned by others....youll be in a cell one day crying while big bubba has his way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:01am
  • I WOULD KICK UR ASS IF THEY WERE MY UGGS!!!!!!!! Not cool! That's a bitch move!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:50pm
  • if one more hypocrite says grow up, i will start walking around with spraypaint and make every girl i see wearing uggs cry. YOU'RE ON TFLN, THEREFORE YOUR RIGHT TO TELL PEOPLE TO GROW UP IS NULL AND VOID.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:11pm
  • It's Jersey, they were probably those fake UGG's from Old Navy. Just don't mess with that bitch's bumpit or there will be hell to pay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:39am
  • Hope you remember this when she trashes your playstation or xbox. Learn to respect someone's stuff. Hope she breaks something expensive of yours.

    Submitted by Axel5238 on Feb 28, 13 at 6:40am
  • 12:18 uh are you retarded..? 'could care less' means you don't care...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:02am
  • Lmaoooooo hilarious! And I'm a girl

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:47am
  • uggs are amazing. those who diss them are probably bitter because you can't afford them.... yeah im pretty sure that's it. they're comfy

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on Mar 10, 10 at 3:56pm
  • Your a champ

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 12:33am
  • 10:39 it's still funny. It doesn't matter what she is crying about.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:46pm
  • I just realized tfln's time is different from mine... Where am i

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:48pm
  • That bitch is shallow and vain.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:05pm
  • OP is an asshole. Have fun pumping gas never being able to waste $200 on anything but bail.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:38pm
  • Bitchy as all hell.. I'm from mn we wear uggs because they're warm in the winter, not with leggings and miniskirts that's nasty as fuck.. those are hella bank idk why some crack ass ho would fuck with her shit but I don't think she gives a flying fart in space about being different she probably just doesn't want her shit fucked with by her dipshit boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:16pm
  • I hate UGGS but if you fucked with my stuff like that I would make you regret it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:02pm
  • Stoner win! Sorry, I know they cost her parents some money, but I think all UGGS should be destroyed. Besides, it's not like they're Frye boots or anything. Also, I ROFLED.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:38am
  • No your not alone! I only wear them cause I need winter shoes.....there ugly!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:52pm
  • Fucking awesome!!! Fuck UGG boots!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:28am
  • 4:37 you are probably fake. Stfu.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:35pm
  • The only people who diss on uggs are people who haven't ever owned a pair. They are amazingly comfy!

    Submitted by littlefish09 on Apr 5, 10 at 1:52pm
  • I would fuck. you. up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:53am
  • I think its fucking hilarious! stop taking it so fucking serious! I would have laughed so hard if i would have seen it!! nice move guys!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:51pm
  • hahaa, i seriously woulda knockd you out and made you hand over the money to buy me brand new ones:) if ya ever wanna get laid againnn, this prollyy wasnt a good idea on your part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:57pm
  • 10:11, i love you :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:07pm
  • this is fucked up. uggs are exxpensive, after shes done crying i hope she kicks your ass or fucks up something expensive of yours you really liked .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:59am
  • they're such warm shoes! my tootsies love them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:37pm
  • win

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:24pm
  • hahahahahahaha! Who ever did this inspires me to get high more often.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 10:58pm
  • Uggs. Does anyone not get that it's kind of short for UGLY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:00am
  • If someone broke 200 bucks worth of my shit I would cut a bitch. But then again I am poor as fuck and 200 dollars goes a long fucking way. I bet that sorostitute bitch didnt pay for those boots at all, her daddy did and you know it. Why? Because fashion designers are smart enough to know that if you make ugly ass shit dumb rich bitches will still wear it and call it 'style'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:35pm
  • hey, they're ugly shoes anyways, maybe a spray painted trend would catch on. Girls like that would generally give anything to be 'different'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:34pm
  • No, 12:17, you're not. I hate Uggs. They were originally a mens workboot... WTF??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Soriawhores....heehe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:54pm
  • I can shorten pretty much all these posts. Fuck Uggs. Good job.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:20am
  • Well, now they can live up to their name! Wait, they didn't need paint for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:50am
  • That's not fucking cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:36pm
  • 2:02. No "could care less" means that it is possible for you to care less about something. Nice try though. Dumb bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:33pm
  • Such a mean thing to do. I'd be sure to drop-kick any game system he had.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:47am
  • I'd cryy tooo I love my uggggsss(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:19pm
  • I hate uggs they are so ugly and are way too expensive way to go stoners!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:07am
  • thats hilarious. se deserved it for having them in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:37pm
  • if my boyfriend did that i would be so upset.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:30am
  • To you guys saying she is overacting, those things are expensive, whether you like them or not. If someone fucked up something of yours that was like $150 I'm sure you'd be pissed. That's pretty fucked up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:52pm
  • @6:20 it's okay, I'm high as shit too. I happen to think equivilate is the greates word I've heard today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:51pm
  • Sounds like you need about $250 of your weed burned up in front of you. Grow up litlle douche. I personally hate those shoes, but if you pulled that shit on me, I'd fuck your shit up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:20am
  • You need to be kicked in the sack dumbass burn outs:/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:27pm
  • I'd be pissed but it's probably wear them like that. They probably look 100 times better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:49pm
  • Not cool .. I love my uggs (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:38am
  • I'm pretty sure the only shallow people here are the judgmental assholes who make generalizations about people based on their footwear.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:00pm
  • I would be pissed about my property being ruined. It's MINE! But I would probably be even more upset that my boyfriend turned out to be such an asshole/druggie that can't function properly under the influence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:29pm
  • 6:59, if she's ugly, he's dating an ugly chick. At least he was, until she dumped him for ruining her furry boots. Pretty sure that makes him a worthless piece of crap.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:13pm
  • If she is hot, then bad move. If she is ugly...its justified.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:59pm
  • such an asshole move... those are expensive... who cares if you think they're ugly or whatever.... i'm sure you stoner assholes have the best taste in clothes/shoes yourselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:11am
  • Hahaha. Ugg. Short for ugly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:55pm
  • Those things cost like 300$, I would fucking bitch slap him and his stupid little retard friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Uggs are fugly. But that shits expensive. I'd probably cry too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:58pm
  • they should put your face on money

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:32am
  • You wouldn't fuck shit up Mr Macho. Go back to the Jersey Shore and try to act tough.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Uggs are uggly! They were made in Australia to clean houses!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:51am
  • yeahhhh Passiac county.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:13pm
  • Don't give a shit how much they cost, she deserves it for being such a trend following whore. Don't buy expensive shit to try to fit in, you look fucking stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 5:05am
  • 1:33, it still doesn't mean that you DO care, dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:14am
  • 1218 your transitioning is tragic. Everyone likes to pretend they're smart and be totally condescending sometimes, though, it's okay sweetie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:14am
  • Uggs are horrible. Please, please understand me when I say: uggs make you look stupid, and definitely not hotter than anyone else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Dick

    Submitted by TheBurg on May 13, 10 at 5:07pm
  • theres a ugg's ad next to this , FTW

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 3:33pm
  • I spray paint everything I'd love that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 8:25pm
  • Ha!! I hate UGG boots. They make you're feet look weird and flat and really big.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 1:33am
  • Dude that's fuckin awesome! I did the same thing 2 weeks ago!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:47pm
  • Jesus Christ. What the fuck is with you people. You come to this site to see funny shit and when you find something you bitch about it. No one gives a fuck what you would because the fact of the matter is it didn't happen to you. So shut the fuck up and stop ruining everyone elses fun. Also funny.

    Submitted by ncboi on Aug 12, 10 at 12:20pm
  • Stop trying to give people a better than thou rant and shut up. My goodness I'm sure you're such a great person!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:02pm
  • I have to agree - wouldn't be so funny if she spray painted your xbox. But 7:34, I highly doubt she worked hard for them. Anyone who wears Uggs more than likely had them bought for them by their parents.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:13pm
  • Ok. So that shits expensive. I'd be pissed. STILL funny!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:22am
  • Getting high doesn't make you a retard. You're fucking stupid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:28am
  • You'd get a fist right your teeth if you did that to my girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:20pm
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    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 1:26am
  • the thing about UGGs isn't that their ugly, its the fact that every single girl has a pair. that and their not worth the leather they're cut from.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:55pm
  • Hahaha they're ugly anyways you totally did her a favor

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:47pm
  • y'all talking like money means something. i got a £200 pound i.e. $400 dollar Louis Vuitton scarf on the floor right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 7:27pm
  • "how cute are these boots?!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:25am
  • Yeah has it occured to anyone that maybe she's crying because her bf's a druggo prick and NOT because she's a "shallow bitch" crying over her uggies?! And besides, who wouldnt crack the shits over their stuff being wrecked!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Guess, it's called "tfln" for a reason. Just saying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:34am
  • Uggs are in the same place as crocs in my book. Which means... Ugly as hell. Good job OP.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 11:57pm
  • haha this great i hate those things they are so ugly!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:49am
  • 2:44- I don't care! It's hilarious and she's a dumb bitch for actually buying UGG boots! ; )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 12:56pm
  • That's so funny, but I'd kick someone's ass. If you cry over something expensive being ruined you aren't a spoiled bitch, you understand the concept of spending a great deal of money and valuing what you have in life. Personally I wouldn't cry because the bitch ass would buy me a new pair. But still, I laughed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:38am
  • dumb shit like this is the reason i wouldnt but uggs, just go to walmart and get regular boots and there willl be no problemsss

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:32pm
  • those boots are ugly as shit, but iy kinda depends what colour you spraypainted them..

    Submitted by lara93 on Nov 25, 11 at 10:35am
  • SHITTY!!!! If anyone did that to my uggs, I would cry too!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 10:28pm
  • you better watch your backs! sober payback is a bitch!

    Submitted by eddycree8 on Jan 15, 10 at 3:01am
  • I don't and I'm from a cold ass place with snow... You may have heard of it? Wisconsin. Here we got shit kicking farm and fleet brand

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:58pm
  • That's the way north jersey does it good job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:24am
  • I find this hilarious. Anyone who wears anything as retarded as uggz deserves this. HAW HAW HAW. Bonus points if she was wearing Ed Hardy stuff too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 5:59pm
  • heeelllloooo shitt heads?! *hint lay off the weed, or find a new high those things aren't cheap & if i was her i'd make you buy me a new pair...lets see who won't be smoking for about a month..

    Submitted by lmsunshinex3 on Mar 30, 10 at 3:44am
  • Am I the only girl that despises uggs? They're aweful!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:42pm
  • So many heroes commenting, Fucken boohoo

    Submitted by fullcream on Jul 25, 11 at 9:31pm
  • Oh, North Jersey keeps it classy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 6:01pm
  • 7:27 your most likely *insert word here* And you most likely purchased it from china and thing your are cool. Truth is no one even Takes you seriously or thinks it's real in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:44pm
  • uggs aren't $200 . the short classic ones are $140 or around there and the tall ones are $180..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:25pm
  • Grow up you immature idiot!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:25pm
  • Uggs are expensive I'd cry too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:46pm
  • What's up with all these wannabee hard ass people? I would fuck his shit up if he did that to me....really? Something tells me that you are one of those entitled twats that thinks you can hit a guy, because it is socially unacceptable for him to hit you back. Talk about double standards

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:29pm
  • Uggs are gross... Tell me I'm not the only girl who thinks this?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 12:17am
  • How is that funny? My best friend has uggs (shes a girl dont worry) and those things are mad expensive. How would you feel if i spraypainted your 175$ nikes? Oh wait you dont have any cuz obviously you waste all your money on pot. I would get pissed if someone spraypainted my nikes, but i woulsnt cry

    Submitted by kylebroflovski on Feb 17, 11 at 4:57pm