Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
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i still don't understand how people can be so dumb. Don't cheat when you're married. It's honestly not that difficult..
Sleep on the street you asswhole
But what really freaked her out was that you were pretending to be an 18 year old girl from New Jersey.
You dirty man whore, epic fail.
tbh you deserve to sleep on the street asshole.... I hope your wife is happier than you :)
Pig!! Marriage is a commitment and if you aren't ready for it then don't get married. It's really not that hard to understand.
you could go the other way and say "don't judge a book by its cover"
Douchecanoe. I hope she takes everything you've got, you spineless shitbird.
First you leave wife and then you date online!
Lookin for love in all the wrong places
What a douche. Why do guys do this? I know how this goes. I found an adult friend finder account for my boyfriend... To the person who asked why she was on eharmony to be able to find it, she prolly just was checking his email
"she prolly just was checking his email" ... are you kidding me?! who does this?! how can you say this so nonchalantly?! that is not acceptable behavior of a gf or fiancee or wife. your significant other doesn't give up all his/her privacy just because he/she is in a relationship! if your trust issues are so bad that you feel the need to check your significant other's email, you should NOT marry this person until you have put some major work into the trust area of your relationship.
The reason a majority of trust issues come up is because a woman can tell when something is going on. She probably got suspicious after a series of events and checked his email. And obviously, she was right.
She was obvs checking his email for a reason, since she found out he was cheating on her. SHE's the one who has to be more mature before being in a relationship????? HE WAS CHEATING ON HER!
What a douche!!!!!
Fucking piece of shit
Hahaha XD fuckin idiot
I found out about my husbands e-harmony acct. when he got matched up w/my sister.
Well I think ur fukin screwed XD
Excellent point, JP.
Yeah try adult friend finder next time you dumb ass . That way she wouldn't have found out until you gave her syphillis or genital warts .
Why don't you just have an ashleymadison account? Then you could just have sex, no strings attached.
Yeah. Fuck all you cheaters.
Love is only temporary madness anyway.
My husband left his email open an that's how I found out about his Ashley Madison account real smart!
Hahahahahauahagahahahaha XD you fucking loser
Amateur....always use a secondary laptop for that stuff...
Shoulda gone with ashleymadison.com. Fail!
Bad ass hope u have a nice couch
I would say this guy is a dick but depending on whether or not she found his account through emails or because she's on the site too she may be just as bad.
Well to fair that bitch was the one looking on eharmony when she found it
Fuck this dude. Unless his wife is evil. Actually, fuck him for getting found out. Idiot.
You are so fucked, that's like taking our more than 800 dollars from the Bellagio
lookin for love in too many faces
Wait, why was your wife on eHarmony?
So pretty much you're TRYING to cheat on your wife and can't get action without the internet.\n\nI'm glad she caught you now, douchebag.
Dumb ass, you deserve to be sleeping on the fucking streets. If you don't love your wife, divorce her. If you love your wife, don't fucking cheat.
WTF dude?!? Everyone knows you use a separate password protected computer for that shit. AND you create a separate email that has no resemblance to your name or other emails to sign up for and check that shit!
Wow 1:21, you're a regular Sherlock Holmes aren't you?
Before everyone judges, maybe you all should live with his wife for awhile!
mistake #1: You have a wife\nmistake #2: You use eHarmony\njk
You are a fucking asshole
I sincerely hope she kicked your ass out.
I think this is hilarious
Dude she's supposed to sleep in the kitchen anyways, just sneak back into to bed
Holy S***!\nepic fail loser!!
"Piebald - douchecanoe"??? This has to be someone I kno fron Nantucket ...douchecruiser?!?!