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  • I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT WHAT HATERS SAY. CANADA IS FUCKING AMAZING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:30am
    • I'm Canadian, and I approve of this message...but not the excessive, unnecessary amount of caps lock abuse.

      Submitted by douchemonger on Feb 15, 10 at 11:55am
  • are you dissing Canada? i'm sorry i couldnt hear you over my health-care benefits.

    Submitted by anonymous02 on Feb 13, 10 at 12:07pm
  • I love Canada and I'm American. The Olympics ceremony was amazing last night. Props to Vancouver.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:39am
    • i hope that was sarcastic because it was a complete fail of an opening ceremony. i didn't think canada could be any worse.

      Submitted by jspetro17 on Feb 13, 10 at 7:16pm
      • you probably just thought it sucked because you have no tolerance for culture. I for one think our (Canadian) culture is amazing and thus thought the opening ceremonies were beautiful.

        Submitted by annonymous18 on Feb 17, 10 at 12:40pm
  • Don't be stupid. Weed and booz are awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:21am
  • Your president is black....nuuff said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:55pm
  • I'm Canadian. What I hate most is how a lot of Americans never miss a beat to express how much they hate us. The majority I've spoken to actually don't think we have houses. Or even suburbs. But, to be fair, I'm sure americans have met canadians who are equally as ignorant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:58am
  • I have NEVER heard of this and I'm from Toronto.

    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jun 11, 10 at 11:25pm
    • This is just sad.... there are soooo many people that deliver alcohol in Toronto. Dial-a-bottle? Mr. L? Fernando's Delivery. even just google Toronto alcohol delivery and you'll have a huge list of others. as for the weed delivery. come on... i don't smoke weed and i know at least 3 people that deliver.

      Submitted by Allycb on Jun 26, 13 at 1:58pm
  • I think Canada is cool and I've never been there but all the Canadians I know are awesome and can speaks french and English and are a hell of a lot more down to earth than Americans but then again I'm an American who wishes I wasn't sooo...go Canada? Yeahhhh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:54pm
  • I didn't realize we had an accent. Every american who calls AT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:32am
  • Hey, I know this may sound dumb but who delivers alcohol in Canada?

    Submitted by 514girlie on Feb 13, 10 at 11:23am
    • Varies from place to place. There are a few places here in Ottawa. They're just small "companies" where a guy will run out to the store, buy your booze, then bring it to your door and sell it to you for the same price with a delivery charge.\n\nSome even offer to pick up anything from anywhere - mcdonalds, smokes from a corner store, whatever. It's pretty great.

      Submitted by skootles on Feb 13, 10 at 11:30am
      • oh thanks! I live in Montreal but I've never heard that.. heard of weed delivery though hah.

        Submitted by 514girlie on Feb 13, 10 at 12:05pm
  • weeeeeeeeeeeeed<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:45am
  • Canadians r pretty cool but I don't know about weed delivery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:54am
  • 8:00 fuck off man...Canada rocks!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:17am
  • I don't understand why people hate on other countries. Most of you hating on Canada have probably never even been there. Don't judge until you actually visit a place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:39pm
  • 7:25 we don't in the US so it's kinda a big deal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:44am
  • Nothing more pathetic than the people who actually take the time to comment on these things. This will be my only comment!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:50am
  • UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CAN SUCK MY FREE HEALTH CARE. They fail haaaaaaard. Canada is easily the best country. It's soooo offensive to be labeled their hat. They should learn to bow down to us.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:38pm
  • Hey now I'm from Newfoundland lol there's nothing wrong with our accents! We just got a lot of mix in us is all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:42am
  • I'm Canadian and I am really happy that you have a black president :) no one will legalize weed yet. I hate racist comments too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:28am
  • Don't diss Canada because of our igloos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:51am
  • yea, but it's a lot more socially acceptable here, and they won't red flag your ass and send you back where you came from for having parifinalia, fuck you American border! I'm gonna smoke a bowl. power to the canadians and everything we have and the Americans don't, this toke is for us!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 6:48pm
  • 12:07 you win canadian

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 3:40pm
  • As someone who has sampled herbs from all over, Canada has buds on the same level as Texas and Cali and now I think I need to move... I want delivery weed!!! And free healthcare with year round cool weather... Just sayin.

    Submitted by CrawfordS on Jan 6, 12 at 5:17pm
  • Canada wins and the u.s is a complete fail. I work for AT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:35pm
  • 12:07 just made me lol. Well played, Canadian.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 2:05pm
  • Haha i live in edmonton, iv never heard of weed delivery. Because you know weed is ILLEGAL and all haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:00pm
  • I'll send my polar bear after you!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 4:00am
  • None of our white presidents legalized marijuana either you dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:06am
  • We have this in the UK. Get over it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:25am
  • Fuck yeah Canada

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 5:57am
  • I liked Canadians until we got a black president that doesn't legalize weed. Now all I hear online is is 500 laughing Canadians and a shit load of Nig comments

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:01am
  • Im proud to be canadian!!! FUCK YA!! And fyi we are real people. But thanx buddy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 8:01pm
  • we have this new york

    Submitted by pck10019 on Feb 13, 10 at 9:40am
  • hes not dissing canada. hes saying that is the best thing ever. cuz it is. Go canada.

    Submitted by Chesties on Feb 26, 10 at 6:46pm
  • 12:54, what are you waiting for then? We don't want you here. GTFO and enjoy socialist Canada you ungrateful fucking slob

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:49pm
  • i <3 canada :D we get delivery in NZ too, but it's not legal :D

    Submitted by getgetdown on Feb 13, 10 at 11:06am
  • I'd be more embarrassed with a southern accent or a Boston accent. I'm pretty sure that I would choose our apparent Canadian accent over any U.S. accent any day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:20pm
  • There is no set accent in Canada. There are a lot of different religions, all with their own language and therefore accents. Newfoundland has their own accent which is a mix of Irish/Scottish/British, and nova scotia is a little toned down. But that's about it. So which accent are you referring to?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:22am
  • I can vouch for dial-a-beer and weed delivery. Weed delivey is pretty common everywhere actually...askaround

    Submitted by sinep on Aug 1, 10 at 11:39am
  • It always cuts me off when I mention that shitty phone company that starts with an 'a' and ends with a 't'. Customers never notice I'm from Canada. Get your facts straight before you embarrass yourself like that again. Thanks. Signed, the better country. Canada.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 12:34am
  • Oh and mmm weed.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:40am
  • Umm sorry I would notice your from Canada as soon as you start talking. Oh my gash!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:30pm
  • Haha. Funny, bow down to canada. I wonder if that's before or after we nuke canada. I remember when Canada tried to mAke nukes and we found out and shut them down. I've got nothing against canada, only overly cocky Canadian bastards

    Submitted by Biznatch on Aug 19, 10 at 11:05pm
  • Yes Canada may just be an extension of America with a different name (Americas hat) but we could totally learn some things from them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:27pm
    • I think we have more culture than America. We celebrate where we came from, while you fought tooth and nail to break off from your roots (Britain, Ireland, Wales, Scotland, etc.) I have nothing against America, but I definitely disagree that we are an extension of you guys.

      Submitted by annonymous18 on Feb 13, 10 at 2:51pm
  • I like how even though the text says nothing of the origin of the individual (they could be using someone else's phone, typoed the area code, etc), the comments have become a debate of Canads vs. America.

    Submitted by courtchronic on Apr 12, 12 at 11:30pm
  • They have this in the states too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 3:37pm
  • I went to florida and a lady was like omg where r u from?! I was like umm vancouver... Canada? Abd shes like ohhh u have a very thick accent. I was like wtf... I dont but thanx..?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:02am
  • Canadians aren't even real people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 3:05am
  • 7:38 - suck a fat cock

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:45pm
  • Love you Canada!! Rock on!!!

    Submitted by monicaluv on Jan 8, 11 at 2:14pm
  • None of our white presidents legalized marijuana either you dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:05am
  • They have that in new Orleans too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 11:17pm
  • Umm they have that in new york city too..get with the fucking program

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 12:50pm
  • Dial A Beer!! Best service ever, fast too. Use it constantly and it's only a few bucks more.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 1:41pm
  • I think u should come back to Minneapolis and i Will deliver ur weed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:11am
  • Then how will you get the rehabilitation you sorely need.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 7:13am
  • If I had the accent of a Canadian I'd slit my throat. They have the most awful dialect... Ahhh! I'd rather fuck a greasy ape nigg er

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:48pm
    • I believe the accent you Americans are used to hearing on TV is mostly spoken by people of Newfoundland and Labrador. Most Canadians have a neutral accent.

      Submitted by annonymous18 on Feb 17, 10 at 12:42pm
  • Canada fucking sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:06am
  • Canada fucking sucks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 8:00am