SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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Cough him out.
Omg I cracked up reading this comment lol
Lmao, gotta love honesty. I can't post this fast, stupid minute timer. Still laughing.
brilliant! laughed so hard
Quite possibly one of the funniest comments I've seen on here, probably because my fiancée has coughed or sneezed me out before.
It's sad that no matter how good a comment is it will always receive a couple thumbs down.
I hate it when my dick gets whiskey person.
Cant get him out of you but you can reach the phone to text? You dont deserve help!
Maybe he thought you were sleeping, try harder during sex.
You bored him to sleep try harder maybe a scream or two would help don't just lay there damn
screaming is earned by giving orgasms. You must have missed all the angry chicks mad at the fakers for encouraging thier men to do shit that feels like getting poked at with sticks
I've had this happen after it was all done. He was so drunk. Worst. Thing. Ever.
I've had this happen too...and then he checked back in a couple of minutes later and resumed as if nothing had happened. Good for a little chuckle.
Was it a dickedillusion?
Clearly passing out from being drunk
thanks for cluing us in.
Even on the bottom I'm still fucking him. It's all in the hips, gluts, and vag muscles