3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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PROTIP: If she's even considering letting you in the back door, I wouldn't be telling her the rules and conditions under which you enter.
You can't dictate rules unless you're the receiver in this situation.
First and second rule of butt sex, you don't talk about butt sex
you’ve been waiting for a post like this since you picked that username haven’t you? lol
Thats actually not true. Any of it.\nAs long as she takes a shit about an hour before, doesnt matter if she eaten. There wont be a mess. and Last time I checked showers don't really clean the inside of your rectum.\n\nOP has probably never even had anal.
U knew the job was dangerous when u took it U gotta expect to pull out a plum every now and then
That's why I have no interest in anal
That's fuckin wrooonnggg nasty style
there are hazards to buttsex if you don't the chance of poo on your dick then don't do it
You accidentally the buttsex.
Butt sex is gross. I hate to act like the rule book, but no exceptions.
Tell her to bleach her shitter
What are the first and second rules?
If you have to ask, you’re not ready to know
Sooo so much for unexpected buttsecks
Or she will paint a Picasso on your sheets
Don't do it!! It's not meant for straight people. I've tried.
Yes u can. It's a domination thing
no. no its not.