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  • PROTIP: If she's even considering letting you in the back door, I wouldn't be telling her the rules and conditions under which you enter.

    Submitted by ButteredToast on Aug 23, 10 at 9:28am
  • You can't dictate rules unless you're the receiver in this situation.

    Submitted by CatSnatchFever on Aug 23, 10 at 9:48am
  • First and second rule of butt sex, you don't talk about butt sex

    Submitted by buttsecks on Aug 23, 10 at 10:03am
    • you’ve been waiting for a post like this since you picked that username haven’t you? lol

      Submitted by bluegirl25 on Aug 23, 10 at 5:57pm
  • Thats actually not true. Any of it.\nAs long as she takes a shit about an hour before, doesnt matter if she eaten. There wont be a mess. and Last time I checked showers don't really clean the inside of your rectum.\n\nOP has probably never even had anal.

    Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Aug 23, 10 at 2:59pm
  • U knew the job was dangerous when u took it U gotta expect to pull out a plum every now and then

    Submitted by evolwayz on Aug 23, 10 at 6:44pm
  • That's why I have no interest in anal

    Submitted by stig on Aug 24, 10 at 12:58am
  • That's fuckin wrooonnggg nasty style

    Submitted by lifesAbeach386 on Aug 24, 10 at 12:30am
  • there are hazards to buttsex if you don't the chance of poo on your dick then don't do it

    Submitted by ilovewhores on Aug 23, 10 at 1:00pm
  • Hahahaahahhahha

    Submitted by jcbaby24 on Aug 23, 10 at 2:13pm
  • Butt sex is gross. I hate to act like the rule book, but no exceptions.

    Submitted by QuietGuy on Aug 23, 10 at 12:40pm
  • Tell her to bleach her shitter

    Submitted by GigaBoo on Aug 23, 10 at 5:03pm
  • What are the first and second rules?

    Submitted by pringlepwner on Aug 23, 10 at 9:47am
  • F-ing gross.

    Submitted by MAPF on Aug 23, 10 at 4:13pm
  • Sooo so much for unexpected buttsecks

    Submitted by Firebird on Aug 26, 10 at 1:40am
  • Or she will paint a Picasso on your sheets

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 24, 10 at 6:44am
  • Don't do it!! It's not meant for straight people. I've tried.

    Submitted by bontar on Aug 24, 10 at 3:58am
  • Fuck you.

    Submitted by AlexAndHer on Aug 24, 10 at 12:12am
  • Yes u can. It's a domination thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 10 at 9:52am