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  • 97 66
    Submitted by nunubeest on May 24, 12 at 3:29pm

    then stop leading Mr cling who apparently wrecks your vag or you wouldn't keep going back to a guy you refer to in a derogatory manner, grow the fuck up dont get in a relationship and stick to bootycalls

  • 76 45
    Submitted by froderick on May 24, 12 at 3:53pm

    Gonna have to agree on that one. Don't lie or trick your partners, that shows a weak character.

  • 75 44
    Submitted by grandmasboy on May 24, 12 at 5:19pm

    You could have just said the last sentence to him!

  • 43 49
    Submitted by MamaThuggy on May 25, 12 at 9:43am

    You guys look way too into these texts. Preaching morals and shit on an iPhone app: hi-lare.

  • 30 25
    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Aug 13, 12 at 10:37pm

    This chick is an ass hole. Seriously.

  • 41 48
    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 25, 12 at 2:43am

    Hee Hee what is he had been truly understanding and tried to comfort her? Sometimes you tell sombody the score and they hear what they want to hear. I'm sure clingalot has a clue how annoying he is and stop looking for upstanding behavior on a site that glorys in this filth

  • 41 50
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on May 24, 12 at 11:30pm

    That was Sir Clingalot, and he fled because it was too perilous.

    • 35 43
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on May 25, 12 at 2:41am

      look it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can

      • 33 38
        Submitted by HailCaeser on May 25, 12 at 5:47am

        Till you take an arrow to the knew.

    • 39 40
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on May 28, 12 at 12:31am

      ...and Brave Sir Robin ran away...Brave Sir Robin bravely ran away...

    • 12 17
      Submitted by CoraRainebow on Jul 2, 13 at 4:16am

      it's just a flesh wound!

  • 43 55
    Submitted by NecroSen on May 25, 12 at 4:40am

    "Please leave now." ... Is it so hard to say?

  • 38 49
    Submitted by BeccaMae on May 25, 12 at 12:19pm

    A girl after my own heart. Idk why people get so pissed when I kick them out. A girl needs her space!

  • 40 58
    Submitted by sick_skullcandy on May 25, 12 at 2:37am

    Cuz a pimp gonna pimp, even with his eyes closed, and his ears shut, and his tongue cut off..........

    • 32 50
      Submitted by reeln on May 25, 12 at 8:27am

      did someone forget their helmet? who's a special person. who is. you are

  • 46 71
    Submitted by ck24 on May 24, 12 at 6:16pm

    That is fucking hilarious