Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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Sounds like the problem was that she was using her hand instead of her vagina.
Um yea.... They're Mormons dude
Girls at BYU don't know how to handle a penis because they've never seen one. Mormons are the most sexual frustrated and confused bunch of them all. God help them.
Believe me...I lived in Utah for a while (I'm Atheist and lesbian and didn't really fit in there, but regardless) and met plenty of girls from BYU. Guys too. This seems to be a recurring problem among them.
Maybe she was trying to make it bigger.
What did you expect?
They just need more experience. The school does bring 'em young...
Look at it this way: she liked it so much, she wanted to take it home. To that end, there's a "plaster caster" kit you can buy.
The main reason that I love this is that I was once an Atheist and partygoer living in Utah, and I encountered many drunk girls from BYU who seemed to have a very similar problem...is it a Mormon thing? Is that why, when I declared myself an atheist, they began asking me how it is properly done? Does being a female atheist college student in Utah suddenly make you the expert on handjobs, regardless of the fact that I'm lesbian?
stop bitching and start teaching...