The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
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An empty keg still weighs 30lbs. That is still pretty heavy to fall on your head.
yes, because being shitfaced magically gives you the healing powers and metal skeleton of wolverine.
Well alcohol does affect how your body responds (mainly your much more fluid and on impact with things) why so many drunks walk away with minimal injuries from accidents