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  • An empty keg still weighs 30lbs. That is still pretty heavy to fall on your head.

    Submitted by Ritard on Feb 23, 12 at 2:39pm
  • yes, because being shitfaced magically gives you the healing powers and metal skeleton of wolverine.

    Submitted by SammyiAmmy on Feb 24, 12 at 4:25am
  • Well alcohol does affect how your body responds (mainly your much more fluid and on impact with things) why so many drunks walk away with minimal injuries from accidents

    Submitted by tequiladevil on Feb 24, 12 at 8:21am