I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
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next time bring a friend, group projects always get better grades
how do you even have trouble passing ALGEBRA? ....how are you even in college?
To be fair, the term "algebra" can apply to some courses that are actually hard. But really, she's willing to fuck for grades - how do you think she got into college?
ditto. I was a math major in college, and abstract algebra is difficult. however if this is a 13/14 yr old kid taking regular algebra in 8th or 9th grade... that is beyond screwed up.
Nah, it's a math professor, not a math teacher. I'm assuming it's a first year kid who went to a shitty highschool and is learning that math is actually difficult. Probably going to drop out in about six months, or maybe go to a major like English.
yea i was thinking "professor" points to college. careful though, don't hate on English- that was my other major. =)
hey some people are bad at math or too lazy to put in the effort.
I didn't even know that kind of negotiation actually took place, i thought it only happened in bad teen TV shows.
I'm pretty sure it DOES only happen in bad teen TV shows..
it really happens\njust most of the time the TA or Prof doesn't go for it
Why are you bitching that you got a C? You're not smart enough to pass something you should have learned in high school.
Obviously, you barely put any more effort into your bj's than you do your studies. But hey, you were only shooting for passing, not an A.
Yes, because college isn't for learning: it's for fucking professors for a high, yet undeserved, grade.
C+ is a high grade?
For some people, it is. Plus, it beats an F
If ur a guy it's makes this text a 1000 times better!
i guess anal must get an A
I don't know what's worse, that you couldn't test out of algebra, or that you needed to whore yourself out to pass it. If you're really that dumb and/or lazy, you better get used to this.
I've never had a guy math teacher lol
@nayay: Algebra is a major field of study in mathematics, and goes far beyond the elementary algebra you learn in high school. This was probably an abstract algebra course.
given the intelligence of someone who needs to blow a professor to pass a class, probably not.
HahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahagahahahhHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....I just heard something that was actually funny. This is just sad
Ahhh! I always have had a fantasy about fooling around with professors...
What School I'm looking for a teaching promotion :)
If you need to give bjs to pass then a C is all you deserve
next time bring a friend, gropu
Man I wish that I could sleep w/ a couple of my professor. Not for a grade, hell they could fail me. I just want I sleep w/ them.
Yeh if a guy you got game kudos bro!
You should probably step your game up.
I hate to reference Andy Dick here but, "mind the step children"
Just a thought, Algebra can be taken in 8th grade...
Hahahaha ur blowjobs must be horible
Its noteven a hs or collegeclass. U take it in 7th or 8th
Damn. That. Fucking. Sucks.
What fucktard can pass algebra??? I know retards smarter than you!!! Slut
Wow that's fucking gross! And you must not give good head!
Sounds like a FML
C will get u a Degree. ;•D
In Soviet Russia professor gives you blowjob for C
Fake, this doesn't actually happen in real life.
If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart
Hopefully this is abstract algebra. I took basic algebra when I was 13. If you're fucking professors at that age you have bigger problems than passing your classes
its because bj= positive c
He just wanted to try and be funny \n+C-um\nYeah he failed
Ya gotta relax ur throat and open ur mouth wider- thats when I give an A
I love soviet Russia guy
Fake. Give me dome right now cunt
How could you be not good at givin a bj?
Learn how to give better blowjobs or r u just learning disable all toghther
I've never heard of anyone actually doing this.. However, classes are always the best when you have a graduate student as a professor. I knew I was guaranteed an A in English last semester because my prof kept using winky faces in emails hahahaha
College algebra, people. C'mon. I think I got a B . Fuck advanced probability permutation!
Posters gotta be a dude. C ain't bad then. If it's a girl have your teeth yanked out. Solid B for sure then.
@Herschel: how do you know it's a 'she'? Guys can be sluts, too
You are a dumb bitch if you are taking algebra in college
probabaly could have gotten a B- if you swallowed
I took algebra in 7th and 8th, hopefully this is either fake, or it is that abstract shit. And in 7th and 8th it would be teacher, not proffesor
Lazy in Math and lazy enough for C blow jobs = fail.
If this is regular algebra, you're stupid. I took pre-algebra in 8th grade and algebra 1 in 9th grade. This is probably more advanced algebra though.
Wow you're behind as HELL. I took algebra 1 in 7th grade.
Wow that does suck. Literally. How bad are you at it?
I took algebra in 7th grade. WTF?!?!
Beggars can't be disappointed when they get by.
I'm hoping this is about linear algebra, not the algebra you do in middle school. If not, you have no business being in college.
that's pretty decent, if you wanted an A you should have blown him after all the tests