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  • next time bring a friend, group projects always get better grades

    Submitted by klangford on Apr 21, 10 at 1:30pm
  • how do you even have trouble passing ALGEBRA? ....how are you even in college?

    Submitted by naynay on Apr 21, 10 at 1:38pm
    • To be fair, the term "algebra" can apply to some courses that are actually hard. But really, she's willing to fuck for grades - how do you think she got into college?

      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 21, 10 at 4:59pm
      • ditto. I was a math major in college, and abstract algebra is difficult. however if this is a 13/14 yr old kid taking regular algebra in 8th or 9th grade... that is beyond screwed up.

        Submitted by nonsiaimpaurito on Apr 21, 10 at 7:28pm
        • Nah, it's a math professor, not a math teacher. I'm assuming it's a first year kid who went to a shitty highschool and is learning that math is actually difficult. Probably going to drop out in about six months, or maybe go to a major like English.

          Submitted by Herschel on Apr 22, 10 at 3:13am
          • yea i was thinking "professor" points to college. careful though, don't hate on English- that was my other major. =)

            Submitted by nonsiaimpaurito on Apr 22, 10 at 6:40pm
    • hey some people are bad at math or too lazy to put in the effort.

      Submitted by GoldenMe on Apr 21, 10 at 8:57pm
  • I didn't even know that kind of negotiation actually took place, i thought it only happened in bad teen TV shows.

    Submitted by leahhhhh on Apr 21, 10 at 1:34pm
  • Why are you bitching that you got a C? You're not smart enough to pass something you should have learned in high school.

    Submitted by LynnZee on Apr 21, 10 at 1:56pm
  • Whore.

    Submitted by SARCOtheINFIDEL on Apr 21, 10 at 2:32pm
  • Obviously, you barely put any more effort into your bj's than you do your studies. But hey, you were only shooting for passing, not an A.

    Submitted by whiteknave on Apr 21, 10 at 1:24pm
  • Yes, because college isn't for learning: it's for fucking professors for a high, yet undeserved, grade.

    Submitted by Anonymous_ on Apr 21, 10 at 1:31pm
  • If ur a guy it's makes this text a 1000 times better!

    Submitted by frootyboom8 on Apr 21, 10 at 2:32pm
  • i guess anal must get an A

    Submitted by your_mom_6 on Apr 21, 10 at 4:44pm
  • I don't know what's worse, that you couldn't test out of algebra, or that you needed to whore yourself out to pass it. If you're really that dumb and/or lazy, you better get used to this.

    Submitted by Bluepies on Apr 21, 10 at 4:27pm
  • I've never had a guy math teacher lol

    Submitted by zRebirth_Xbox on Apr 21, 10 at 11:31pm
  • HahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahagahahahhHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....I just heard something that was actually funny. This is just sad

    Submitted by iAMaLIZARD on Apr 21, 10 at 8:48pm
  • @nayay: Algebra is a major field of study in mathematics, and goes far beyond the elementary algebra you learn in high school. This was probably an abstract algebra course.

    Submitted by mhg89 on Apr 21, 10 at 1:57pm
    • given the intelligence of someone who needs to blow a professor to pass a class, probably not.

      Submitted by MoFruity on Apr 21, 10 at 2:08pm
  • Ahhh! I always have had a fantasy about fooling around with professors...

    Submitted by 9021ho on Apr 21, 10 at 1:50pm
  • What School I'm looking for a teaching promotion :)

    Submitted by chefshoey on Apr 21, 10 at 1:31pm
  • If you need to give bjs to pass then a C is all you deserve

    Submitted by v501 on Apr 21, 10 at 8:11pm
  • next time bring a friend, gropu

    Submitted by klangford on Apr 21, 10 at 1:28pm
  • Man I wish that I could sleep w/ a couple of my professor. Not for a grade, hell they could fail me. I just want I sleep w/ them.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on Apr 22, 10 at 3:09am
  • Yeh if a guy you got game kudos bro!

    Submitted by KillMyMind on Apr 21, 10 at 4:13pm
  • You should probably step your game up.

    Submitted by DTF420 on Apr 22, 10 at 12:11am
  • FAIL!

    Submitted by pdpotman420 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:15am
  • Whoreeee

    Submitted by jewjewbee on Apr 21, 10 at 11:19pm
  • Horrible. Sickening

    Submitted by meremeezy on Apr 22, 10 at 3:36pm
  • Just a thought, Algebra can be taken in 8th grade...

    Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Apr 21, 10 at 5:40pm
  • Damn. That. Fucking. Sucks.

    Submitted by golightly on Apr 21, 10 at 10:26pm
  • I hate to reference Andy Dick here but, "mind the step children"

    Submitted by HookerPunch on Apr 21, 10 at 4:44pm
  • Hahahaha ur blowjobs must be horible

    Submitted by sexyperuvian711 on Apr 21, 10 at 7:37pm
  • Its noteven a hs or collegeclass. U take it in 7th or 8th

    Submitted by danceblondie on Apr 21, 10 at 7:22pm
  • Sounds like a FML

    Submitted by lexibabyyxo on Apr 21, 10 at 1:57pm
  • Wow that's fucking gross! And you must not give good head!

    Submitted by king_ninsk on Apr 21, 10 at 5:44pm
  • What fucktard can pass algebra??? I know retards smarter than you!!! Slut

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 8:44pm
  • C will get u a Degree. ;•D

    Submitted by Suze84 on Apr 22, 10 at 7:44am
  • In Soviet Russia professor gives you blowjob for C

    Submitted by kneegrodomis on Apr 21, 10 at 6:29pm
  • If someone stands in the way of true justice, you simply walk up behind them and stab them in the heart

    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 21, 10 at 1:45pm
  • Fake, this doesn't actually happen in real life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 4:08pm
  • Whore

    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 2:49pm
  • Less teeth

    Submitted by mattwade on Apr 22, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Ya gotta relax ur throat and open ur mouth wider- thats when I give an A

    Submitted by motorboatinSOB on Apr 22, 10 at 12:43am
  • I've never heard of anyone actually doing this.. However, classes are always the best when you have a graduate student as a professor. I knew I was guaranteed an A in English last semester because my prof kept using winky faces in emails hahahaha

    Submitted by miiileycyrus on Apr 22, 10 at 12:33am
  • Hopefully this is abstract algebra. I took basic algebra when I was 13. If you're fucking professors at that age you have bigger problems than passing your classes

    Submitted by imtakingashit on Apr 21, 10 at 6:24pm
  • its because bj= positive c

    Submitted by bayareaboy on Apr 22, 10 at 12:04am
  • He just wanted to try and be funny \n+C-um\nYeah he failed

    Submitted by chillifae on Jun 6, 10 at 8:04am
  • How could you be not good at givin a bj?

    Submitted by Shrasa on May 8, 10 at 9:40pm
  • Learn how to give better blowjobs or r u just learning disable all toghther

    Submitted by neildo on Apr 21, 10 at 1:55pm
  • I love soviet Russia guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Fake. Give me dome right now cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 3:37pm
  • College algebra, people. C'mon. I think I got a B . Fuck advanced probability permutation!

    Submitted by jcknight on Apr 22, 10 at 2:40am
  • Posters gotta be a dude. C ain't bad then. If it's a girl have your teeth yanked out. Solid B for sure then.

    Submitted by mjo on Apr 22, 10 at 6:28am
  • @Herschel: how do you know it's a 'she'? Guys can be sluts, too

    Submitted by luckymintfriday on May 19, 11 at 12:02am
  • You are a dumb bitch if you are taking algebra in college

    Submitted by ddrcoaster on Apr 23, 10 at 1:18am
  • I took algebra in 7th and 8th, hopefully this is either fake, or it is that abstract shit. And in 7th and 8th it would be teacher, not proffesor

    Submitted by sofiiamanniing on Apr 21, 10 at 11:17pm
  • probabaly could have gotten a B- if you swallowed

    Submitted by StankyBritches52 on Apr 28, 11 at 8:51pm
  • If this is regular algebra, you're stupid. I took pre-algebra in 8th grade and algebra 1 in 9th grade. This is probably more advanced algebra though.

    Submitted by ericalew on Apr 22, 10 at 6:47am
    • Wow you're behind as HELL. I took algebra 1 in 7th grade.

      Submitted by Sazzie on Apr 22, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Lazy in Math and lazy enough for C blow jobs = fail.

    Submitted by CiccioBach on Apr 22, 10 at 8:58am
  • Wow that does suck. Literally. How bad are you at it?

    Submitted by randy on Apr 22, 10 at 2:26pm
  • I took algebra in 7th grade. WTF?!?!

    Submitted by nateshiz on May 5, 10 at 10:59pm
  • I'm hoping this is about linear algebra, not the algebra you do in middle school. If not, you have no business being in college.

    Submitted by jltc on Feb 24, 12 at 1:13am
  • Beggars can't be disappointed when they get by.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Jul 27, 11 at 10:53pm
  • that's pretty decent, if you wanted an A you should have blown him after all the tests

    Submitted by iamthatguy on Apr 21, 10 at 6:55pm
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