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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 10:23pm

    cowboy fans only have sex with farm animals

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 10:03pm

    Hellyeah!! Liberals are the way to go!

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      Submitted by Whatasob on Jun 16, 10 at 7:20pm

      If you like the feeling of fucking corpses, perhaps.

  • Submitted by zak197 on Apr 22, 10 at 10:12pm

    Green Party have the best weed.

    • 44 47
      Submitted by sequioa on Apr 23, 10 at 1:11am

      VERY true...i dont understand why people are voting this down...

  • 96 90
    Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 22, 10 at 11:36pm

    Almightyshiz, Congradulations, you now look like an idiot. Being a boneheaded, ignorant, elitest, biggoted republican is not somthing to be proud of

  • 97 92
    Submitted by carleton1984 on Apr 22, 10 at 10:14pm

    I thought republicans waited for marriage?

    • 34 60
      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 22, 10 at 10:56pm

      Some do, some don't. Not all Republicans are Jesus freaks.

      • 44 48
        Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 23, 10 at 12:53am

        A fairer assumption than most, however.

        • 41 46
          Submitted by sequioa on Apr 23, 10 at 1:14am

          not really few republicans i know wait till marriage but then again you probably live in the People's Republic of Berkeley and dont know any

          • 49 52
            Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 23, 10 at 1:40am

            actually, a place that sadly voted 60/40 for prop 8

            • 41 61
              Submitted by sequioa on Apr 23, 10 at 5:42pm

              that's funny the latimes post election results show the district voting against prop8\n\ni go to berkeley all the time i have friends who live there don't pretend its conservative

  • 72 50
    Submitted by undesolved on Apr 22, 10 at 10:51pm

    Move out of texas

  • 81 81
    Submitted by ellison on Apr 23, 10 at 3:35am

    Repblicams sucks cock

    • 51 49
      Submitted by Whatasob on Jun 16, 10 at 7:34pm

      Poorly spelled noun + only word you think about = insult. You ma'am, are a genius; i wish there were more of you. if you act like you talk then likely there are; roughly 6 or 7 crying in a crib.

  • 75 74
    Submitted by jlc2117 on Apr 23, 10 at 12:03am

    Best sex I ever had was with a cowboys fan.

  • 70 68
    Submitted by DINGAS0904 on Apr 23, 10 at 12:19am

    What's wrong with us Cowboy fans???? We are a good lay.

  • 71 70
    Submitted by Crash_Underride on Apr 22, 10 at 11:39pm

    HEY! We Cowboys fans are the best fucks ever!!!

  • 65 60
    Submitted by barstooldreamin on Apr 23, 10 at 7:34am

    Another "open minded, I accept everyone for who they are" liberal.

  • 57 48
    Submitted by ar4110 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:37pm

    I believe by cowboys they mean the football team genius. Wow

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Enmor on Apr 22, 10 at 11:44pm

    1. They are one in the same\n2. Get the fuck out of texas

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Abritt11 on Apr 23, 10 at 12:23pm

    Librals are not the way to go.\n\nGross.1

  • 77 91
    Submitted by emilyq on Apr 23, 10 at 8:48am

    Hahahahahha republicans and cowboy fans....lowest of the low. Try democrats and patriots fans(;

  • 74 85
    Submitted by jeffthecoolkid on Apr 23, 10 at 3:24am

    yes, dont walk, run out of Texas please. the sooner we get you liberal fucks out of our state the better. i honestly cant wait for Texas to succeed. btw,not all Texans are cowboys,we all dont ride around on horses talking with an ungodly thick accent.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by pppphar on Apr 23, 10 at 12:12am

    Ha ha my husband is both!! I'm not:)

  • Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 22, 10 at 11:09pm

    I live in Texas, I own and like guns, and I am a Republican. It's a hell of a lot better than waking up, brushing my teeth with Eco-friendly toothpaste, and then going to an LGBT/abortion rights rally. If you ever crawl out of your little hole and come out to the Midwest, for God's sakes DO NOT tell anyone your a democrat or a liberal.

    • 40 51
      Submitted by Virgin4Lyfe on Apr 22, 10 at 11:21pm

      Dude, if I ever find myself in Texas, I'll have bigger problems than what political party I'm in.

    • 54 49
      Submitted by salamander on Apr 22, 10 at 11:55pm

      Last I checked, Texas wasn't in the Midwest. In fact, I remember quite a few actual Midwestern states voting for Obama...and Obama himself is from the Midwest. =)

      • 40 50
        Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:30pm

        Texas is in the Midwest. Look at a map.

        • 39 54
          Submitted by slamdunk on Apr 24, 10 at 11:54am

          Wikipedia that shit. Or just remember 3rd grade. Whichever works.

          • 32 40
            Submitted by Whatasob on Jun 16, 10 at 7:26pm

            We really should start hosting a yearly leftist hunt. Just follow the smell of weed and half baked ideology. That, and it's more entertaining then deer hunting because when you find them, it's fair to hit them with a car/truck since they are sentient of a sort and it doesn't feel like abuse.

    • 45 48
      Submitted by bo2thejangles on Apr 24, 10 at 1:50pm

      i am from new york, do not own but like guns, and am a liberal. it is a hell of a lot better than waking up, rotting my teeth with chewing tobacco and cheap beer before not going to work and complaining about minorities. see? i can stereotype too. and btw, the midwest blows.

  • 64 67
    Submitted by hahahauwish on Apr 23, 10 at 12:20am

    Boooo cowboys

  • 51 45
    Submitted by veee on Apr 22, 10 at 11:59pm

    i have the same problem, bittie

  • 67 79
    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 22, 10 at 11:07pm

    The cowboys are my shitttt <3

  • 61 67
    Submitted by coldpooinurmouth on Apr 22, 10 at 10:34pm

    I'm jacking off to this text

  • 60 66
    Submitted by lambchop on Apr 22, 10 at 10:35pm

    No you dont

  • 56 58
    Submitted by purplepuppy89 on Apr 22, 10 at 10:21pm

    Bahahahahahaha

  • 58 65
    Submitted by pendez on Apr 22, 10 at 11:14pm

    F-off a-holes

  • 44 40
    Submitted by pike4life06 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:07am

    Aren't they one in the same

  • 51 55
    Submitted by IamHollywood on Apr 23, 10 at 11:53am

    I'm from Texas. And I think this is fucking funny. Pass the blunt!

  • 48 50
    Submitted by chuckie1687 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:30pm

    Cut off the dip-spitting, boot wearing, brokeback mountain cowboys fans. But by all means...fuck all the republicans you can.

  • 54 63
    Submitted by MyssMandy on Apr 22, 10 at 11:57pm

    I have to agree with "almighty shiz". Pretty much covered it all.

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Glazed on Apr 23, 10 at 11:57am

    Dez Bryant What!!!!!!

  • 44 48
    Submitted by cmack0102 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:41pm

    Bitch

  • 43 48
    Submitted by dubb512 on Apr 25, 10 at 4:26pm

    by the way texas is in the dirty south, not the fucking midwest

  • 47 57
    Submitted by DrZeus on Apr 23, 10 at 2:48pm

    AlmightyShiz- Texas is full of overweight fuckin cretins. Prime example is the recent removal of Thomas Jefferson from textbooks. I'm anticpiating the day you all shoot yourselves so the rest of us can continue evolving.

    • 43 55
      Submitted by Whatasob on Jun 16, 10 at 7:32pm

      Yes, because that Zionist disgrace held some important part of our history. It's sad really, southerners generally aren't that bright. However, for people with such discipline, the only thing holding them back is a lack of ambition. Probably the only thing between them and industrial sized liberal extermination camps.

  • 67 97
    Submitted by maxzilla1 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:03am

    It's because we have huge cocks. We get shit because all the little bitch liberals can't deal with the knowledge that their dick is tiny and they can't make a girl orgasm. Texas owns.

    • 46 69
      Submitted by teletubbydroid on Apr 23, 10 at 7:55pm

      Texas = homo erotic men and mexicans.

  • 39 42
    Submitted by law5735 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:01am

    Yes you do!!!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:03pm

    Not Wyoming Cowboys fans ; )

    • 37 45
      Submitted by 307703 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:04pm

      For sure! We know how to ride 'em!

  • 50 64
    Submitted by spock_fetish on Apr 22, 10 at 10:38pm

    YES. Go skins!

  • 53 70
    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 22, 10 at 10:09pm

    That is a filthy lie.

  • 48 63
    Submitted by pbwright09 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:48pm

    Hahaha I love this! I would never have sex with a republican. I also hate that just because you dis a republican you're automatically a liberal. Stupid childish republicans need to be knocked off their high horse.

  • 58 83
    Submitted by midfldr30 on Apr 22, 10 at 10:08pm

    Go eagles!

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 10:39am

    Get the fuck out of Texas then

  • 46 62
    Submitted by jessiii_xo on Apr 22, 10 at 10:07pm

    lmao(:

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 6:01am

    The cowboys r awesome!! H town ftw!

  • 47 67
    Submitted by xoxohoe on Apr 23, 10 at 1:06am

    Cowboys are only the best :)! Get that through your head now.

  • 47 70
    Submitted by TheEffenMan on Apr 23, 10 at 7:48pm

    Liberals are the reason this country got attacked. Liberals are the reason it takes you 4 hours at the airport and your toddler kid has to get stripped searched. Read some history books and see how America used to be. Fuck you libs and out Muslim ass president. Oh and go cowboys

  • 47 71
    Submitted by wad0cash on Apr 22, 10 at 11:36pm

    Hell yea go skins!!! And dems!!!

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Booradleysneibor on Apr 24, 10 at 1:19pm

    California is the place for you! Where they're liberal and there are 3 football fan bases to choose from.

  • 35 51
    Submitted by vivianbanks on Jan 8, 11 at 6:07pm

    hahahahaha i have the same problem

  • 39 59
    Submitted by wowimcool913 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:03am

    leave texas?

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    Submitted by dubb512 on Apr 25, 10 at 4:14pm

    okay i think all of yall are being a bit ignorant, first of all that texan down there who is just adding to how many people think texas is filled with dumbass ignorant republicans, even when they dont know shit about texas or the people in it; get out of here! i'm a texan and i fuckin love texas but i hate all the fuckin idiots like you! and people think it'd be scary to go to texas because there are people like that? i've never fucking encountered an ignorant republican who isn't open to y

  • 37 60
    Submitted by bkyle55 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:29pm

    @undesolved Fuck you(: Have a nice life idiot.

  • 55 97
    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 10:21pm

    I get the cowboys, but what's wrong with republicans?\n\nBtw, u can be both rep and liberal...

    • 36 51
      Submitted by coldpooinurmouth on Apr 22, 10 at 10:41pm

      Ya if ur a homo

    • 43 49
      Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:29pm

      A Republican liberal? Sounds like an oxymoron.

  • 40 76
    Submitted by C_stat_yo on Apr 23, 10 at 12:13am

    Eagles for the win. Brian Westbrook jerseys anyone? (;