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  • cowboy fans only have sex with farm animals

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 10:23pm
  • Green Party have the best weed.

    Submitted by zak197 on Apr 22, 10 at 10:12pm
    • VERY true...i dont understand why people are voting this down...

      Submitted by sequioa on Apr 23, 10 at 1:11am
  • Hellyeah!! Liberals are the way to go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 22, 10 at 10:03pm
    • If you like the feeling of fucking corpses, perhaps.

      Submitted by Whatasob on Jun 16, 10 at 7:20pm
  • Move out of texas

    Submitted by undesolved on Apr 22, 10 at 10:51pm
  • Best sex I ever had was with a cowboys fan.

    Submitted by jlc2117 on Apr 23, 10 at 12:03am
  • Almightyshiz, Congradulations, you now look like an idiot. Being a boneheaded, ignorant, elitest, biggoted republican is not somthing to be proud of

    Submitted by Beaglehead on Apr 22, 10 at 11:36pm
  • I thought republicans waited for marriage?

    Submitted by carleton1984 on Apr 22, 10 at 10:14pm
    • Some do, some don't. Not all Republicans are Jesus freaks.

      Submitted by Herschel on Apr 22, 10 at 10:56pm
      • A fairer assumption than most, however.

        Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 23, 10 at 12:53am
        • not really few republicans i know wait till marriage but then again you probably live in the People's Republic of Berkeley and dont know any

          Submitted by sequioa on Apr 23, 10 at 1:14am
          • actually, a place that sadly voted 60/40 for prop 8

            Submitted by inflamessoilwork on Apr 23, 10 at 1:40am
            • that's funny the latimes post election results show the district voting against prop8\n\ni go to berkeley all the time i have friends who live there don't pretend its conservative

              Submitted by sequioa on Apr 23, 10 at 5:42pm
  • Boooo cowboys

    Submitted by hahahauwish on Apr 23, 10 at 12:20am
  • HEY! We Cowboys fans are the best fucks ever!!!

    Submitted by Crash_Underride on Apr 22, 10 at 11:39pm
  • i have the same problem, bittie

    Submitted by veee on Apr 22, 10 at 11:59pm
  • Bahahahahahaha

    Submitted by purplepuppy89 on Apr 22, 10 at 10:21pm
  • Librals are not the way to go.\n\nGross.1

    Submitted by Abritt11 on Apr 23, 10 at 12:23pm
  • Repblicams sucks cock

    Submitted by ellison on Apr 23, 10 at 3:35am
    • Poorly spelled noun + only word you think about = insult. You ma'am, are a genius; i wish there were more of you. if you act like you talk then likely there are; roughly 6 or 7 crying in a crib.

      Submitted by Whatasob on Jun 16, 10 at 7:34pm
  • I believe by cowboys they mean the football team genius. Wow

    Submitted by ar4110 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:37pm
  • No you dont

    Submitted by lambchop on Apr 22, 10 at 10:35pm
  • I have to agree with "almighty shiz". Pretty much covered it all.

    Submitted by MyssMandy on Apr 22, 10 at 11:57pm
  • What's wrong with us Cowboy fans???? We are a good lay.

    Submitted by DINGAS0904 on Apr 23, 10 at 12:19am
  • I'm jacking off to this text

    Submitted by coldpooinurmouth on Apr 22, 10 at 10:34pm
  • Aren't they one in the same

    Submitted by pike4life06 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:07am
  • Hahahahahha republicans and cowboy fans....lowest of the low. Try democrats and patriots fans(;

    Submitted by emilyq on Apr 23, 10 at 8:48am
  • Dez Bryant What!!!!!!

    Submitted by Glazed on Apr 23, 10 at 11:57am
  • I live in Texas, I own and like guns, and I am a Republican. It's a hell of a lot better than waking up, brushing my teeth with Eco-friendly toothpaste, and then going to an LGBT/abortion rights rally. If you ever crawl out of your little hole and come out to the Midwest, for God's sakes DO NOT tell anyone your a democrat or a liberal.

    Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 22, 10 at 11:09pm
    • Dude, if I ever find myself in Texas, I'll have bigger problems than what political party I'm in.

      Submitted by Virgin4Lyfe on Apr 22, 10 at 11:21pm
    • Last I checked, Texas wasn't in the Midwest. In fact, I remember quite a few actual Midwestern states voting for Obama...and Obama himself is from the Midwest. =)

      Submitted by salamander on Apr 22, 10 at 11:55pm
      • Texas is in the Midwest. Look at a map.

        Submitted by 12mercury21 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:30pm
        • Wikipedia that shit. Or just remember 3rd grade. Whichever works.

          Submitted by slamdunk on Apr 24, 10 at 11:54am
          • We really should start hosting a yearly leftist hunt. Just follow the smell of weed and half baked ideology. That, and it's more entertaining then deer hunting because when you find them, it's fair to hit them with a car/truck since they are sentient of a sort and it doesn't feel like abuse.

            Submitted by Whatasob on Jun 16, 10 at 7:26pm
    • i am from new york, do not own but like guns, and am a liberal. it is a hell of a lot better than waking up, rotting my teeth with chewing tobacco and cheap beer before not going to work and complaining about minorities. see? i can stereotype too. and btw, the midwest blows.

      Submitted by bo2thejangles on Apr 24, 10 at 1:50pm
  • AlmightyShiz- Texas is full of overweight fuckin cretins. Prime example is the recent removal of Thomas Jefferson from textbooks. I'm anticpiating the day you all shoot yourselves so the rest of us can continue evolving.

    Submitted by DrZeus on Apr 23, 10 at 2:48pm
    • Yes, because that Zionist disgrace held some important part of our history. It's sad really, southerners generally aren't that bright. However, for people with such discipline, the only thing holding them back is a lack of ambition. Probably the only thing between them and industrial sized liberal extermination camps.

      Submitted by Whatasob on Jun 16, 10 at 7:32pm
  • Another "open minded, I accept everyone for who they are" liberal.

    Submitted by barstooldreamin on Apr 23, 10 at 7:34am
  • Ha ha my husband is both!! I'm not:)

    Submitted by pppphar on Apr 23, 10 at 12:12am
  • I'm from Texas. And I think this is fucking funny. Pass the blunt!

    Submitted by IamHollywood on Apr 23, 10 at 11:53am
  • That is a filthy lie.

    Submitted by Herschel on Apr 22, 10 at 10:09pm
  • lmao(:

    Submitted by jessiii_xo on Apr 22, 10 at 10:07pm
  • 1. They are one in the same\n2. Get the fuck out of texas

    Submitted by Enmor on Apr 22, 10 at 11:44pm
  • Yes you do!!!

    Submitted by law5735 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:01am
  • Get the fuck out of Texas then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 10:39am
  • The cowboys are my shitttt <3

    Submitted by CumGuzzler on Apr 22, 10 at 11:07pm
  • Bitch

    Submitted by cmack0102 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:41pm
  • Not Wyoming Cowboys fans ; )

    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 22, 10 at 11:03pm
  • Go eagles!

    Submitted by midfldr30 on Apr 22, 10 at 10:08pm
  • yes, dont walk, run out of Texas please. the sooner we get you liberal fucks out of our state the better. i honestly cant wait for Texas to succeed. btw,not all Texans are cowboys,we all dont ride around on horses talking with an ungodly thick accent.

    Submitted by jeffthecoolkid on Apr 23, 10 at 3:24am
  • Hahaha I love this! I would never have sex with a republican. I also hate that just because you dis a republican you're automatically a liberal. Stupid childish republicans need to be knocked off their high horse.

    Submitted by pbwright09 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Hell yea go skins!!! And dems!!!

    Submitted by wad0cash on Apr 22, 10 at 11:36pm
  • leave texas?

    Submitted by wowimcool913 on Apr 23, 10 at 10:03am
  • California is the place for you! Where they're liberal and there are 3 football fan bases to choose from.

    Submitted by Booradleysneibor on Apr 24, 10 at 1:19pm
  • Cut off the dip-spitting, boot wearing, brokeback mountain cowboys fans. But by all means...fuck all the republicans you can.

    Submitted by chuckie1687 on Apr 23, 10 at 9:30pm
  • hahahahaha i have the same problem

    Submitted by vivianbanks on Jan 8, 11 at 6:07pm
  • by the way texas is in the dirty south, not the fucking midwest

    Submitted by dubb512 on Apr 25, 10 at 4:26pm
  • The cowboys r awesome!! H town ftw!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 23, 10 at 6:01am
  • YES. Go skins!

    Submitted by spock_fetish on Apr 22, 10 at 10:38pm
  • F-off a-holes

    Submitted by pendez on Apr 22, 10 at 11:14pm
  • Cowboys are only the best :)! Get that through your head now.

    Submitted by xoxohoe on Apr 23, 10 at 1:06am
  • I get the cowboys, but what's wrong with republicans?\n\nBtw, u can be both rep and liberal...

    Submitted by cbtango on Apr 22, 10 at 10:21pm
  • It's because we have huge cocks. We get shit because all the little bitch liberals can't deal with the knowledge that their dick is tiny and they can't make a girl orgasm. Texas owns.

    Submitted by maxzilla1 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:03am
  • Eagles for the win. Brian Westbrook jerseys anyone? (;

    Submitted by C_stat_yo on Apr 23, 10 at 12:13am
  • okay i think all of yall are being a bit ignorant, first of all that texan down there who is just adding to how many people think texas is filled with dumbass ignorant republicans, even when they dont know shit about texas or the people in it; get out of here! i'm a texan and i fuckin love texas but i hate all the fuckin idiots like you! and people think it'd be scary to go to texas because there are people like that? i've never fucking encountered an ignorant republican who isn't open to y

    Submitted by dubb512 on Apr 25, 10 at 4:14pm
  • @undesolved Fuck you(: Have a nice life idiot.

    Submitted by bkyle55 on Apr 23, 10 at 6:29pm
  • Liberals are the reason this country got attacked. Liberals are the reason it takes you 4 hours at the airport and your toddler kid has to get stripped searched. Read some history books and see how America used to be. Fuck you libs and out Muslim ass president. Oh and go cowboys

    Submitted by TheEffenMan on Apr 23, 10 at 7:48pm