I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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cowboy fans only have sex with farm animals
Green Party have the best weed.
VERY true...i dont understand why people are voting this down...
Hellyeah!! Liberals are the way to go!
If you like the feeling of fucking corpses, perhaps.
Best sex I ever had was with a cowboys fan.
Move out of texas
Almightyshiz, Congradulations, you now look like an idiot. Being a boneheaded, ignorant, elitest, biggoted republican is not somthing to be proud of
I thought republicans waited for marriage?
Some do, some don't. Not all Republicans are Jesus freaks.
A fairer assumption than most, however.
not really few republicans i know wait till marriage but then again you probably live in the People's Republic of Berkeley and dont know any
actually, a place that sadly voted 60/40 for prop 8
that's funny the latimes post election results show the district voting against prop8\n\ni go to berkeley all the time i have friends who live there don't pretend its conservative
HEY! We Cowboys fans are the best fucks ever!!!
i have the same problem, bittie
Librals are not the way to go.\n\nGross.1
Repblicams sucks cock
Poorly spelled noun + only word you think about = insult. You ma'am, are a genius; i wish there were more of you. if you act like you talk then likely there are; roughly 6 or 7 crying in a crib.
I believe by cowboys they mean the football team genius. Wow
No you dont
What's wrong with us Cowboy fans???? We are a good lay.
I have to agree with "almighty shiz". Pretty much covered it all.
I'm jacking off to this text
Dez Bryant What!!!!!!
I live in Texas, I own and like guns, and I am a Republican. It's a hell of a lot better than waking up, brushing my teeth with Eco-friendly toothpaste, and then going to an LGBT/abortion rights rally. If you ever crawl out of your little hole and come out to the Midwest, for God's sakes DO NOT tell anyone your a democrat or a liberal.
Dude, if I ever find myself in Texas, I'll have bigger problems than what political party I'm in.
Last I checked, Texas wasn't in the Midwest. In fact, I remember quite a few actual Midwestern states voting for Obama...and Obama himself is from the Midwest. =)
Texas is in the Midwest. Look at a map.
Wikipedia that shit. Or just remember 3rd grade. Whichever works.
We really should start hosting a yearly leftist hunt. Just follow the smell of weed and half baked ideology. That, and it's more entertaining then deer hunting because when you find them, it's fair to hit them with a car/truck since they are sentient of a sort and it doesn't feel like abuse.
i am from new york, do not own but like guns, and am a liberal. it is a hell of a lot better than waking up, rotting my teeth with chewing tobacco and cheap beer before not going to work and complaining about minorities. see? i can stereotype too. and btw, the midwest blows.
Aren't they one in the same
Hahahahahha republicans and cowboy fans....lowest of the low. Try democrats and patriots fans(;
AlmightyShiz- Texas is full of overweight fuckin cretins. Prime example is the recent removal of Thomas Jefferson from textbooks. I'm anticpiating the day you all shoot yourselves so the rest of us can continue evolving.
Yes, because that Zionist disgrace held some important part of our history. It's sad really, southerners generally aren't that bright. However, for people with such discipline, the only thing holding them back is a lack of ambition. Probably the only thing between them and industrial sized liberal extermination camps.
Ha ha my husband is both!! I'm not:)
Another "open minded, I accept everyone for who they are" liberal.
That is a filthy lie.
I'm from Texas. And I think this is fucking funny. Pass the blunt!
yes, dont walk, run out of Texas please. the sooner we get you liberal fucks out of our state the better. i honestly cant wait for Texas to succeed. btw,not all Texans are cowboys,we all dont ride around on horses talking with an ungodly thick accent.
The cowboys are my shitttt <3
Yes you do!!!
Get the fuck out of Texas then
1. They are one in the same\n2. Get the fuck out of texas
Not Wyoming Cowboys fans ; )
For sure! We know how to ride 'em!
Cut off the dip-spitting, boot wearing, brokeback mountain cowboys fans. But by all means...fuck all the republicans you can.
Hahaha I love this! I would never have sex with a republican. I also hate that just because you dis a republican you're automatically a liberal. Stupid childish republicans need to be knocked off their high horse.
by the way texas is in the dirty south, not the fucking midwest
Hell yea go skins!!! And dems!!!
California is the place for you! Where they're liberal and there are 3 football fan bases to choose from.
hahahahaha i have the same problem
YES. Go skins!
The cowboys r awesome!! H town ftw!
Cowboys are only the best :)! Get that through your head now.
It's because we have huge cocks. We get shit because all the little bitch liberals can't deal with the knowledge that their dick is tiny and they can't make a girl orgasm. Texas owns.
Texas = homo erotic men and mexicans.
@undesolved Fuck you(: Have a nice life idiot.
I get the cowboys, but what's wrong with republicans?\n\nBtw, u can be both rep and liberal...
Ya if ur a homo
A Republican liberal? Sounds like an oxymoron.
Eagles for the win. Brian Westbrook jerseys anyone? (;
okay i think all of yall are being a bit ignorant, first of all that texan down there who is just adding to how many people think texas is filled with dumbass ignorant republicans, even when they dont know shit about texas or the people in it; get out of here! i'm a texan and i fuckin love texas but i hate all the fuckin idiots like you! and people think it'd be scary to go to texas because there are people like that? i've never fucking encountered an ignorant republican who isn't open to y
Liberals are the reason this country got attacked. Liberals are the reason it takes you 4 hours at the airport and your toddler kid has to get stripped searched. Read some history books and see how America used to be. Fuck you libs and out Muslim ass president. Oh and go cowboys