I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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"stroke the furry wall"
Sensual harassment?
Omfg that sounds awesomesauce...but I can't drive like this. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
I remember my first roll
Cool story bro
does the carpet match the drapes
Yeah, but not the upholstery.
haha nice one.
In Home Depot, carpet gropes you!
Nope that was just me.
groping carpets? be careful, you might get slapped! (or raped)
That's one desperate lesbian
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