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  • 94 49
    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Jun 25, 12 at 11:31am

    "stroke the furry wall"

  • 78 39
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jun 25, 12 at 10:03pm

    Omfg that sounds awesomesauce...but I can't drive like this. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

  • 83 49
    Submitted by Fpreject on Jun 25, 12 at 10:04am

    Sensual harassment?

  • 76 38
    Submitted by pnr on Jun 26, 12 at 12:05am

    Cool story bro

  • 80 52
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 25, 12 at 10:17am

    does the carpet match the drapes

    • 68 46
      Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 26, 12 at 12:29am

      Yeah, but not the upholstery.

      • 69 38
        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jun 28, 12 at 11:11pm

        haha nice one.

  • 77 51
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 25, 12 at 8:50pm

    In Home Depot, carpet gropes you!

    • 67 40
      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jun 29, 12 at 3:27am

      Nope that was just me.

  • 77 57
    Submitted by p0rk on Jun 25, 12 at 11:23am

    I remember my first roll

  • 75 56
    Submitted by skeezer on Jun 28, 12 at 12:34am

    That's one desperate lesbian

  • 74 56
    Submitted by satanslilhelper on Jun 25, 12 at 10:15am

    groping carpets? be careful, you might get slapped! (or raped)