I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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"stroke the furry wall"
Omfg that sounds awesomesauce...but I can't drive like this. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Cool story bro
does the carpet match the drapes
Yeah, but not the upholstery.
haha nice one.
In Home Depot, carpet gropes you!
Nope that was just me.
I remember my first roll
groping carpets? be careful, you might get slapped! (or raped)
That's one desperate lesbian