I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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"stroke the furry wall"
Omfg that sounds awesomesauce...but I can't drive like this. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.
Cool story bro
does the carpet match the drapes
Yeah, but not the upholstery.
haha nice one.
I remember my first roll
In Home Depot, carpet gropes you!
Nope that was just me.
That's one desperate lesbian
groping carpets? be careful, you might get slapped! (or raped)