that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
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Wasted isn't all you got
Or white trash wasted
I measure my success on how many unwed mothers I knocked up.
There's nothing better than being a dude and nailing a chick so hard that she can't walk right the next day. And in the morning she wants to have awesome sex with you again but can't because she is too sore. So she domes you up as a thank you for destroying her vagina.
Is white girl wasted somehow different from just being wasted?
Imagine a lightweight white preppy girl, now her bf who she clearly loves just broke her heart and she's drinking to get over it. That's white girl wasted. A wasted no one can explain how it happened.
Or going to lunch with mom the next day and the first thing she says is "why are you walking funny"