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  • Submitted by Tyler9978 on Nov 16, 11 at 4:09pm

    We don't have a dog she just likes it when I slap her ass and call her Fido.

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    Submitted by porksword on Nov 16, 11 at 7:42pm

    Giving the dog a bone?

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    Submitted by Le_Sausage on Nov 16, 11 at 4:27pm

    you don't make your girlfriend bark like a dog?...weirdos

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    Submitted by bamajuice on Nov 16, 11 at 8:21pm

    When peanut butter is used make sure your dog is not in the room.

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 16, 11 at 11:27pm

    This text actually made me laugh

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 16, 11 at 7:31pm

    my ex's welsh Corgi used to go after my ankles when I was plowing her...lil bastard would get booted across the room and bounce right back nippin away

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    Submitted by Phys on Nov 16, 11 at 8:30pm

    No dog was involved, one of them wanted to role play while the other just wanted to do it doggie style; this was their idea of a compromise

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Nov 17, 11 at 10:57am

    How about placing the dog in another room, and closing the door?

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    Submitted by deezknight on Nov 16, 11 at 4:52pm

    My next door neighbors have loud sex all the time and the dog is always involved... and so is her husband.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 17, 11 at 4:51pm

      at least sometimes the husband is involved

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    Submitted by mattmac91 on Nov 16, 11 at 10:59pm

    Sounds like a party!

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    Submitted by creepojohnson on Nov 17, 11 at 1:07am

    Ole Rover took over,\nAnd gave 'er a bone of his own

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    Submitted by streetracebbw on Nov 17, 11 at 1:11am

    no honestly i just got a new neigbor and i feel like he heard us lol

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    Submitted by streetracebbw on Nov 16, 11 at 6:39pm

    uh lol i hope your not my new neighbor if so lol the dog actually wasnt involved LOL!