It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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This is what TFLN is all about.
That's the kinda girl dreams are made of!
Followed by the Pint Glass Toss and the Barstool Hurdles.
Running from the cops in stilettos? Sounds more like a drag race.
Can we bring back the word "bitchin'" in this context?
mmmm nothing like toned runner legs on a chick...feel every twitch as they cum...
When Waka Flocka sang that song about going hard in the mo f^ckin paint .. It was with this in mind. Well done !
You know it, Valkyrie
haha I would love to meet this person in real life. I wonder if there in Springfield MO or not lol
Tim Tebow???? I knew it!!
Will you marry me?
OP is from Missouri...
OP is a dude.
this is pure awesome
Thays my kinda girl