Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
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Dave? Dave? Dave's not here man....
Yes you do! Thats how you beat the competition at thier own game...
that is just awesomely funny.
Try it, you might me bilateral-sexual.
Hahah monkers :)
Fuck the g ay right out of her....
OP is female and a lezbian as in dave is barking up the wrong one. So she wants to fuck the g@y right into her.
I suppose if two straight guys can be in an MFF threesome, a lesbian and a straight guy can be in an MFF threesome... except that the straight guy is gonna act like the lesbian is bi in that scenario, which is a huge problem.
Two guys in a MFF threesome? did I read that wrong or did you mean the devils threeway which is MMF
I just like saying devils threeway, and yes there would have to be some serious sexual negotiations before that went down. Or a lot of tequila and forgivness
If they both say "no homo" beforehand it's ok if they bump junk.
Dammit, typo. Yes MMF.
If this was a polyamourous relationship she wouldn't have to choose.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't?
an sometimes you feel like a taco
TEE HEE I always feel like a nut or four. But the trophy could have a girlfriend and a boyfriend OP is already friends with DAVE it's perfect
totally read 'dave' as 'dad' at first... epic squick factor... blech.
Of course you do! It's a win win win situation!
"Barking up the wrong lesbian" is a phrase the OP got from this site, originally. Check the search function.
This is my favorite text ever. But Gaia, I'm in one of these relationships, and she's right, you still don't. Very friendly competition indeed, but you just keep barking down there, boy.