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  • Dave? Dave? Dave's not here man....

    Submitted by monkers on Jul 5, 12 at 8:57pm
  • Yes you do! Thats how you beat the competition at thier own game...

    Submitted by hotmomma5150 on Jul 5, 12 at 6:11pm
  • that is just awesomely funny.

    Submitted by DDiamond on Jul 5, 12 at 8:25pm
  • Try it, you might me bilateral-sexual.

    Submitted by porksword on Jul 5, 12 at 5:00pm
  • Hahah monkers :)

    Submitted by goat1377 on Jul 6, 12 at 12:40pm
  • Fuck the g ay right out of her....

    Submitted by ck24 on Jul 5, 12 at 7:56pm
    • OP is female and a lezbian as in dave is barking up the wrong one. So she wants to fuck the g@y right into her.

      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 5, 12 at 8:09pm
  • I suppose if two straight guys can be in an MFF threesome, a lesbian and a straight guy can be in an MFF threesome... except that the straight guy is gonna act like the lesbian is bi in that scenario, which is a huge problem.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 6, 12 at 12:36am
    • Two guys in a MFF threesome? did I read that wrong or did you mean the devils threeway which is MMF

      Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 6, 12 at 2:19am
      • I just like saying devils threeway, and yes there would have to be some serious sexual negotiations before that went down. Or a lot of tequila and forgivness

        Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 6, 12 at 2:22am
        • If they both say "no homo" beforehand it's ok if they bump junk.

          Submitted by porksword on Jul 6, 12 at 7:18am
      • Dammit, typo. Yes MMF.

        Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 6, 12 at 10:34am
  • If this was a polyamourous relationship she wouldn't have to choose.

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 5, 12 at 8:10pm
    • Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't?

      Submitted by porksword on Jul 5, 12 at 9:41pm
      • an sometimes you feel like a taco

        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 5, 12 at 11:09pm
        • TEE HEE I always feel like a nut or four. But the trophy could have a girlfriend and a boyfriend OP is already friends with DAVE it's perfect

          Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 6, 12 at 2:18am
  • totally read 'dave' as 'dad' at first... epic squick factor... blech.

    Submitted by 8=✊=>πŸ’¨πŸ˜œ on Jul 6, 12 at 1:09am
  • Of course you do! It's a win win win situation!

    Submitted by Daniel_lol on Jul 6, 12 at 11:12am
  • "Barking up the wrong lesbian" is a phrase the OP got from this site, originally. Check the search function.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Jul 6, 12 at 12:09am
  • This is my favorite text ever. But Gaia, I'm in one of these relationships, and she's right, you still don't. Very friendly competition indeed, but you just keep barking down there, boy.

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Jul 6, 12 at 3:17pm
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