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  • Submitted by rick_scott on Jan 7, 11 at 7:52pm

    Look at all you assholes on your high horses. My dad always said, "Don't turn them down, turn them face down."

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      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 7, 11 at 8:30pm

      that's a real man right there

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      Submitted by RyanM on Jan 11, 11 at 12:18am

      best saying I've ever heard.

  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Jan 7, 11 at 4:28pm

    Did she take her teeth out for you?

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      Submitted by said8ED on Jan 7, 11 at 5:15pm

      Didn't get turned on until I read your comment...

  • Submitted by MartianVirus on Jan 7, 11 at 5:22pm

    Thought she was 6'2

  • Submitted by blite on Jan 8, 11 at 11:06am

    Dont set off her life alert button...

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on Jan 8, 11 at 2:11am

    Does that mean her breast implants are older than you?

  • Submitted by wizardbayonet on Jan 8, 11 at 12:39am

    Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?!

  • Submitted by Spanly513 on Jan 7, 11 at 7:31pm

    Mom? Mom is that you? Oh God Mom put your shirt back on!

  • Submitted by officespace on Jan 7, 11 at 4:41pm

    Too bad her boobs were around her knees.

  • Submitted by EmoInPink on Jan 7, 11 at 5:28pm

    Hey, if he liked it, it was a good night.

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    Submitted by buddhaman99 on Jan 7, 11 at 8:32pm

    Breaking hips!

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 7, 11 at 5:05pm

    even the manwhore isnt sure about that decision

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    Submitted by ZOMB13ATTACK on Jan 7, 11 at 5:11pm

    What's up, silver fox?

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    Submitted by yfz501 on Jan 7, 11 at 5:48pm

    oddly enough fake boobs stay perky and nice when you get old ive been told anyways...kinda freaky

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    Submitted by Phys on Jan 8, 11 at 1:35am

    I'm really hoping you're dyslexic and mean she was 26

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    Submitted by steven2raw on Jan 7, 11 at 11:46pm

    Can u say GILF

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    Submitted by Celyn on Jan 7, 11 at 5:22pm

    62 isn't that old anyway and boob jobs have been around since the 1890s. What's the big deal?

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    Submitted by 425represent on Jan 8, 11 at 11:08am

    Once you go grey there aint no other way.

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    Submitted by iluvmy65 on Jan 8, 11 at 3:17am

    62 equals all bad. even with a boob job

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    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 8, 11 at 6:26pm

    @425 that's the whole line "Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, got a little Hiro Shima on my ball sack."

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    Submitted by stephariel920 on Jan 7, 11 at 5:26pm

    way to make Milwaukee look stupid as hell ha

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    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 10, 11 at 10:29am

    @ wizardbayonet...got a little Hiro Shima on your ball sack?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 11 at 6:30pm

    @6:02. Fake boobs sink.. Real ones are the ones that float.

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    Submitted by SovietMotherland on Jan 9, 11 at 12:58am

    The lady's old!!!!

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    Submitted by bongrippa on Jan 7, 11 at 4:45pm

    that's something not to be proud of..

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    Submitted by jeqdc on Jan 11, 11 at 10:04pm

    Cougars like everything big

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    Submitted by phlebmommy on Jan 8, 11 at 12:25am

    5:48- The silicone ones look like wrinkled baseballs but stay perky!

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    Submitted by MartianVirus on Jan 14, 11 at 1:04am

    If you're 70 or older, congratulations!

  • 63 82
    Submitted by trahb on Jan 8, 11 at 1:43am

    Gross

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    Submitted by livetodisco on Jan 7, 11 at 7:20pm

    Gags

  • 69 97
    Submitted by adah on Jan 7, 11 at 9:40pm

    Was it tung involvd

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    Submitted by colan08 on Jan 8, 11 at 2:36am

    @ wizardbayonet: got a little Hiro Shima on your ball sack?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 11 at 8:37am

    @12.25, not really, ever heard of the terms double bubble or snoopy nose?

  • Submitted by 843chickeeee on Jan 7, 11 at 4:39pm

    this is only ok if you're 42 and in that case you are too old for this site!

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      Submitted by Ivychilde on Jan 7, 11 at 8:53pm

      Nobody checked my ID at the door, and I think this site is hilarious. Don't forget that you'll be 62 someday, and you might even still like sex.

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    Submitted by 425represent on Jan 8, 11 at 11:12am

    @colan08: no that lines from grandmas boy. The movie.

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    Submitted by ambur on Jan 7, 11 at 6:08pm

    At least she won't drown in the bathtub.

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    Submitted by phlebmommy on Jan 8, 11 at 12:23am

    5:48- I'm a CNA

  • Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jan 8, 11 at 9:08am

    Yall are a bunch of pussy mother fuckers, apparently the guy had a good time. A wise man told me when he married his wife, her pooter looked like a beautiful peach with the seed out of it, he looked again 30 years later and it looked like a mudhole with a wagon track through the middle. This guy went muddin, good for him!!

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    Submitted by callyforniaaa on Aug 29, 12 at 6:03pm

    'What's up, silver fox?' I laughed so fucking hard. Like I can't even.

  • Submitted by Flyers108 on Jan 7, 11 at 5:16pm

    That's really disgusting. Why is she 62 getting a boob job? www.sftlolz.com