Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
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Look at all you assholes on your high horses. My dad always said, "Don't turn them down, turn them face down."
that's a real man right there
best saying I've ever heard.
Did she take her teeth out for you?
Didn't get turned on until I read your comment...
Thought she was 6'2
Dont set off her life alert button...
Does that mean her breast implants are older than you?
Hey, if he liked it, it was a good night.
Mom? Mom is that you? Oh God Mom put your shirt back on!
even the manwhore isnt sure about that decision
Too bad her boobs were around her knees.
Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era?!
Can u say GILF
What's up, silver fox?
Once you go grey there aint no other way.
oddly enough fake boobs stay perky and nice when you get old ive been told anyways...kinda freaky
62 isn't that old anyway and boob jobs have been around since the 1890s. What's the big deal?
@425 that's the whole line "Who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, got a little Hiro Shima on my ball sack."
I'm really hoping you're dyslexic and mean she was 26
@ wizardbayonet: got a little Hiro Shima on your ball sack?
The lady's old!!!!
@6:02. Fake boobs sink.. Real ones are the ones that float.
Was it tung involvd
@ wizardbayonet...got a little Hiro Shima on your ball sack?
Cougars like everything big
that's something not to be proud of..
5:48- The silicone ones look like wrinkled baseballs but stay perky!
@12.25, not really, ever heard of the terms double bubble or snoopy nose?
way to make Milwaukee look stupid as hell ha
62 equals all bad. even with a boob job
If you're 70 or older, congratulations!
At least she won't drown in the bathtub.
this is only ok if you're 42 and in that case you are too old for this site!
Nobody checked my ID at the door, and I think this site is hilarious. Don't forget that you'll be 62 someday, and you might even still like sex.
5:48- I'm a CNA
Yall are a bunch of pussy mother fuckers, apparently the guy had a good time. A wise man told me when he married his wife, her pooter looked like a beautiful peach with the seed out of it, he looked again 30 years later and it looked like a mudhole with a wagon track through the middle. This guy went muddin, good for him!!
@colan08: no that lines from grandmas boy. The movie.
'What's up, silver fox?' I laughed so fucking hard. Like I can't even.
That's really disgusting. Why is she 62 getting a boob job? www.sftlolz.com