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  • Submitted by iowawashington on Mar 3, 11 at 5:13pm

    I'm sorry your penis died. I told you you shouldn't have put it in that girl unwrapped.

  • Submitted by Phys on Mar 3, 11 at 5:48pm

    What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except Herpes that shit will come back with you

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    Submitted by Keezee on Mar 3, 11 at 7:35pm

    So she eats dead cocks? Does that classify as necrophilia?

    • 40 59
      Submitted by MetalMistress on Mar 7, 11 at 4:32pm

      No, necrophagia. Necrophilia is sex with dead things.

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    Submitted by Tylos2 on Mar 3, 11 at 4:27pm

    So her penis is a vulture?

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    Submitted by wessum on Mar 3, 11 at 6:03pm

    Punctuation helps. Her name is cock vulture. She doesn't have a cock named vulture.

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      Submitted by fucksyourmother on Mar 3, 11 at 9:44pm

      I'm sorry you require everything to be idiot proof. Must be hard being dumb.

      • 37 39
        Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Mar 4, 11 at 1:47pm

        The irony about what you said is that it makes you sound stupid and immature too.

  • 60 47
    Submitted by marey on Mar 4, 11 at 4:24am

    Because she just pecks at it until bits fall off?

  • 61 51
    Submitted by wessum on Mar 3, 11 at 11:56pm

    @fucksyourmum people were getting confused, thinking this girl had a dick. I was simply clarifying. No need to be a hero pal.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Kender on Mar 3, 11 at 6:14pm

    OHHH THX WESSUM. I THOUGHT SHE HAD A DICK

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    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 4, 11 at 1:51am

    OP obviously means that from now on, he or she is going to place phone calls directly to her "cock vulture" instead of trying to contact "her." Seriously, cock vultures have the biggest dicks of all birds

  • 48 53
    Submitted by o0anon0o on Mar 3, 11 at 4:55pm

    Her + penis somethings not right

  • 45 58
    Submitted by dmoney24 on Mar 3, 11 at 11:10pm

    Her cock? Strange

    • 39 48
      Submitted by destructo on Mar 4, 11 at 12:56am

      It's not strange at all if you take into consideration she is probably only half done with gender reassignment.

  • 42 55
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Mar 3, 11 at 10:30pm

    I hope she's not balding

  • 45 65
    Submitted by scarletskyy on Mar 3, 11 at 10:55pm

    Before u can comment Zach, u troll. Your "this is fake" stuff has been done before. You need to be more original with your trolling. You're losing your touch, man.

  • 37 49
    Submitted by CIT on Mar 3, 11 at 5:49pm

    Sounds painful.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by duckblaster405 on Mar 4, 11 at 4:32am

    WTF does OP mean?

    • 31 45
      Submitted by youthanize on Mar 4, 11 at 7:42am

      damn youre dumb, she is a "cock vulture", she must eat any dick that is laying around. she is a whore.

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        Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 4, 11 at 8:29am

        you're dumb and judgmental. this person could be asking what the acronym "OP" means. if that's the case, it means Original Post (or Original Poster), aka the text itself or the person who submitted the text. you'll have to excuse youthanize, he hasn't had his wheaties yet.

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    Submitted by Eag1e92 on Mar 3, 11 at 4:25pm

    Sounds like a whore

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Thepresident on Mar 3, 11 at 10:37pm

    That is no way to talk about your mother!

  • 37 57
    Submitted by whiterabbit920 on Mar 3, 11 at 5:35pm

    i think her name is cock vulture

  • 35 63
    Submitted by HeyBudHessel on Mar 3, 11 at 5:27pm

    Dick garage

  • 31 61
    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Mar 5, 11 at 12:45am

    Nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah cock vulture, cock vulture, cock vulture, cock vulture!

  • 22 44
    Submitted by rent on Mar 3, 11 at 11:19pm

    I understood it very well... And almost envy her.

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    Submitted by mdsuave13 on Mar 4, 11 at 7:51am

    Lol too funny.