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  • I'm sorry your penis died. I told you you shouldn't have put it in that girl unwrapped.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Mar 3, 11 at 5:13pm
  • What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, except Herpes that shit will come back with you

    Submitted by Phys on Mar 3, 11 at 5:48pm
  • So she eats dead cocks? Does that classify as necrophilia?

    Submitted by Keezee on Mar 3, 11 at 7:35pm
  • So her penis is a vulture?

    Submitted by Tylos2 on Mar 3, 11 at 4:27pm
  • Punctuation helps. Her name is cock vulture. She doesn't have a cock named vulture.

    Submitted by wessum on Mar 3, 11 at 6:03pm
    • I'm sorry you require everything to be idiot proof. Must be hard being dumb.

      Submitted by fucksyourmother on Mar 3, 11 at 9:44pm
      • The irony about what you said is that it makes you sound stupid and immature too.

        Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Mar 4, 11 at 1:47pm
  • Because she just pecks at it until bits fall off?

    Submitted by marey on Mar 4, 11 at 4:24am
  • Her + penis somethings not right

    Submitted by o0anon0o on Mar 3, 11 at 4:55pm
  • Her cock? Strange

    Submitted by dmoney24 on Mar 3, 11 at 11:10pm
    • It's not strange at all if you take into consideration she is probably only half done with gender reassignment.

      Submitted by destructo on Mar 4, 11 at 12:56am
  • @fucksyourmum people were getting confused, thinking this girl had a dick. I was simply clarifying. No need to be a hero pal.

    Submitted by wessum on Mar 3, 11 at 11:56pm
  • I hope she's not balding

    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Mar 3, 11 at 10:30pm
  • OHHH THX WESSUM. I THOUGHT SHE HAD A DICK

    Submitted by Kender on Mar 3, 11 at 6:14pm
  • OP obviously means that from now on, he or she is going to place phone calls directly to her "cock vulture" instead of trying to contact "her." Seriously, cock vultures have the biggest dicks of all birds

    Submitted by thebatman on Mar 4, 11 at 1:51am
  • Sounds like a whore

    Submitted by Eag1e92 on Mar 3, 11 at 4:25pm
  • WTF does OP mean?

    Submitted by duckblaster405 on Mar 4, 11 at 4:32am
    • damn youre dumb, she is a "cock vulture", she must eat any dick that is laying around. she is a whore.

      Submitted by youthanize on Mar 4, 11 at 7:42am
      • you're dumb and judgmental. this person could be asking what the acronym "OP" means. if that's the case, it means Original Post (or Original Poster), aka the text itself or the person who submitted the text. you'll have to excuse youthanize, he hasn't had his wheaties yet.

        Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Mar 4, 11 at 8:29am
  • Sounds painful.

    Submitted by CIT on Mar 3, 11 at 5:49pm
  • i think her name is cock vulture

    Submitted by whiterabbit920 on Mar 3, 11 at 5:35pm
  • That is no way to talk about your mother!

    Submitted by Thepresident on Mar 3, 11 at 10:37pm
  • Dick garage

    Submitted by HeyBudHessel on Mar 3, 11 at 5:27pm
  • I understood it very well... And almost envy her.

    Submitted by rent on Mar 3, 11 at 11:19pm
  • Before u can comment Zach, u troll. Your "this is fake" stuff has been done before. You need to be more original with your trolling. You're losing your touch, man.

    Submitted by scarletskyy on Mar 3, 11 at 10:55pm
  • Nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah nannah cock vulture, cock vulture, cock vulture, cock vulture!

    Submitted by Reikage_Sanshi on Mar 5, 11 at 12:45am
  • Lol too funny.

    Submitted by mdsuave13 on Mar 4, 11 at 7:51am