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  • Submitted by Bshooter96 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:03pm

    I doubt that the kid said "your pregnant". They probably said "you're pregnant"

  • Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 11:24am

    Sad, poor kids... Great commercial for birth control tho'

  • Submitted by Xaith on Jul 17, 10 at 11:43am

    Falcon punch.

  • Submitted by resagirl617 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:13am

    haha poor sucker. kids having kids they should go to school together an both do their homework at the dinner table

  • Submitted by thinkgreen420 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:32am

    That's fucking hilarious!

  • Submitted by kole on Jul 17, 10 at 2:49pm


  • Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 17, 10 at 11:55am

    worst news if ur not expecting it

  • Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 6:58pm

    How come my comments about filthy ignorant rednecks getting knocked up always get deleted Mods?

  • Submitted by synystercypher on Jul 17, 10 at 10:20pm

    I love watchin people get news that they are gunna have a kid... It's called birth control AND condoms!!

  • Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 17, 10 at 6:48pm

    No, he said, "are you sure you're pregnant?". Go back to 6th grade.

  • Submitted by rogelio666 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:15pm

    I here that pregnancy makes you abnormally firsty ;)

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 3:53pm

    that's what he gets for poking fun at her... she took him serious and swole up...

  • Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 10:00am

    Girls who get knocked up are ignorant sluts- there's no excuse- take the pill get a shot or keep that fish in the can! See u on 16 and Pregnant u filthy hillbilly!!!

    • Submitted by Break_Your_Heart on Jul 20, 10 at 7:27pm

      Really, so just ignorant sluts get pregnant? So a smart, careful girl who has had sex with only one guy that she's in a relationship with and loves just happens to get pregnant and she's an ignorant slut. Love the stereo-typing.

    • Submitted by juicystar07 on Dec 29, 10 at 3:23am

      Hillbilly too? So any girl that's even had sex is a dirty, filthy, stupid, slut? No dumbass, millions of girls have sex every single day and have a healthy lifestyle, a healthy relationship, and stay committed to one person. Even the girls on 16 and Pregnant. Don't get on tfln if your intent is to bash other people's lifestyles.

  • Submitted by chelseafc on Jul 17, 10 at 11:21am

    HAHAHAHA I totally sent this text!!! One of my friends musta submitted it!

  • Submitted by classykt on Jul 17, 10 at 12:10pm


  • Submitted by silverbullet30a on Jul 18, 10 at 11:58pm

    He shoulda just took her to karate class like I did when I heard the same news

  • Submitted by Steal on Jul 17, 10 at 11:08am


  • Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:47am


  • Submitted by B_Good on Jul 18, 10 at 11:25am


  • Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:24pm

    In Soviet pretzel, FUUUUUCCCCCK is deemed a polite mating call, but only if you are THAT high. Quidditch.

  • Submitted by pwnthe2g on Jul 18, 10 at 2:18am

    Lol I saw this at a hockey game once. The guy was cheering for a goal, read his text afterwards and got all quiet then went and said FUCK my girlfriend is pregnant

  • Submitted by Vintageboyy on Jul 17, 10 at 1:40pm


  • Submitted by classykt on Jul 17, 10 at 12:08pm

    Gotta live OC kids

  • Submitted by maryjane_27 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:35am


  • Submitted by An0n on Jul 17, 10 at 2:15pm

    Bshooter, try to be a little clever next time. When listening to that phone call, your and you're sound the exact same. So while it is incorrect grammar written, doesn't sound any different. Therefore, you're the dumbass here.

  • Submitted by vBONGWATER on Jul 17, 10 at 12:18pm


  • Submitted by jom133 on Jul 17, 10 at 5:43pm

    Lol oh that poor, poor guy\nHahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:56am

    That slut did it on purpose

  • Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 11:06am

    Firsty come home now!

  • Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 17, 10 at 11:04am


  • Submitted by LeilyNatalie on Jul 21, 10 at 3:51pm

    Can't decide wether to press good night, or bad night. Good night for him, bad night for the victiim!

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    Submitted by jltc on Oct 14, 12 at 5:45pm

    Get an abortion, use birth control in the future. Ruined life fixed!

  • Submitted by jedi67 on Oct 4, 10 at 3:44pm

    Give the poor bugger a coat hanger

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 12:56pm

    These pretzels are making me Firsty! Hey Firsty follower and other fans! When I can't get to a thread fast enough, I need you guys to help me out and keep the pretzel thing going! We are /all/ Firsty for some pretzels!

  • Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 19, 10 at 3:18pm

    Its "you're" as in YOU ARE not "your" dipshit

    • Submitted by Itsnoah on Sep 24, 10 at 3:41am

      get a fucking life

  • Submitted by TheMooner on Jul 17, 10 at 12:29pm

    Yeah it's been a rough morning for me. . . nothing a rusty wire hanger can't fix

  • Submitted by Mistah_Lui on Jul 18, 10 at 4:23pm

    Damn that's just so beautiful u kno they will stay together forever

  • Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 2:32am

    Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way

  • Submitted by jayybear on Jul 17, 10 at 2:20pm

    I remember being on the other end of that call...