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  • I doubt that the kid said "your pregnant". They probably said "you're pregnant"

    Submitted by Bshooter96 on Jul 17, 10 at 12:03pm
  • Sad, poor kids... Great commercial for birth control tho'

    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 17, 10 at 11:24am
  • Falcon punch.

    Submitted by Xaith on Jul 17, 10 at 11:43am
  • haha poor sucker. kids having kids they should go to school together an both do their homework at the dinner table

    Submitted by resagirl617 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:13am
  • hahahahahahaha

    Submitted by kole on Jul 17, 10 at 2:49pm
  • How come my comments about filthy ignorant rednecks getting knocked up always get deleted Mods?

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 6:58pm
  • worst news if ur not expecting it

    Submitted by TBONEa on Jul 17, 10 at 11:55am
  • That's fucking hilarious!

    Submitted by thinkgreen420 on Jul 17, 10 at 11:32am
  • Niggahs

    Submitted by Steal on Jul 17, 10 at 11:08am
  • He shoulda just took her to karate class like I did when I heard the same news

    Submitted by silverbullet30a on Jul 18, 10 at 11:58pm
  • I love watchin people get news that they are gunna have a kid... It's called birth control AND condoms!!

    Submitted by synystercypher on Jul 17, 10 at 10:20pm
  • Love***

    Submitted by classykt on Jul 17, 10 at 12:10pm
  • Girls who get knocked up are ignorant sluts- there's no excuse- take the pill get a shot or keep that fish in the can! See u on 16 and Pregnant u filthy hillbilly!!!

    Submitted by mintyshake on Jul 18, 10 at 10:00am
    • Really, so just ignorant sluts get pregnant? So a smart, careful girl who has had sex with only one guy that she's in a relationship with and loves just happens to get pregnant and she's an ignorant slut. Love the stereo-typing.

      Submitted by Break_Your_Heart on Jul 20, 10 at 7:27pm
    • Hillbilly too? So any girl that's even had sex is a dirty, filthy, stupid, slut? No dumbass, millions of girls have sex every single day and have a healthy lifestyle, a healthy relationship, and stay committed to one person. Even the girls on 16 and Pregnant. Don't get on tfln if your intent is to bash other people's lifestyles.

      Submitted by juicystar07 on Dec 29, 10 at 3:23am
  • No, he said, "are you sure you're pregnant?". Go back to 6th grade.

    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 17, 10 at 6:48pm
  • that's what he gets for poking fun at her... she took him serious and swole up...

    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 17, 10 at 3:53pm
  • Gotta live OC kids

    Submitted by classykt on Jul 17, 10 at 12:08pm
  • I here that pregnancy makes you abnormally firsty ;)

    Submitted by rogelio666 on Jul 17, 10 at 4:15pm
  • HAHAHAHA I totally sent this text!!! One of my friends musta submitted it!

    Submitted by chelseafc on Jul 17, 10 at 11:21am
  • burn

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 18, 10 at 12:47am
  • That slut did it on purpose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 10 at 9:56am
  • Hahahaha

    Submitted by B_Good on Jul 18, 10 at 11:25am
  • In Soviet pretzel, FUUUUUCCCCCK is deemed a polite mating call, but only if you are THAT high. Quidditch.

    Submitted by SovietPretzel1st on Jul 17, 10 at 3:24pm
  • Bshooter, try to be a little clever next time. When listening to that phone call, your and you're sound the exact same. So while it is incorrect grammar written, doesn't sound any different. Therefore, you're the dumbass here.

    Submitted by An0n on Jul 17, 10 at 2:15pm
  • Firsty come home now!

    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 17, 10 at 11:06am
  • HAHAHAHA

    Submitted by maryjane_27 on Jul 18, 10 at 2:35am
  • FOISTY!!!

    Submitted by GrizzlyCat on Jul 17, 10 at 11:04am
  • abortion?

    Submitted by Vintageboyy on Jul 17, 10 at 1:40pm
  • Lol I saw this at a hockey game once. The guy was cheering for a goal, read his text afterwards and got all quiet then went and said FUCK my girlfriend is pregnant

    Submitted by pwnthe2g on Jul 18, 10 at 2:18am
  • Lol oh that poor, poor guy\nHahaha

    Submitted by jom133 on Jul 17, 10 at 5:43pm
  • Hahahahahahahahaha

    Submitted by vBONGWATER on Jul 17, 10 at 12:18pm
  • Can't decide wether to press good night, or bad night. Good night for him, bad night for the victiim!

    Submitted by LeilyNatalie on Jul 21, 10 at 3:51pm
  • Yeah it's been a rough morning for me. . . nothing a rusty wire hanger can't fix

    Submitted by TheMooner on Jul 17, 10 at 12:29pm
  • Get an abortion, use birth control in the future. Ruined life fixed!

    Submitted by jltc on Oct 14, 12 at 5:45pm
  • Give the poor bugger a coat hanger

    Submitted by jedi67 on Oct 4, 10 at 3:44pm
  • Its "you're" as in YOU ARE not "your" dipshit

    Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 19, 10 at 3:18pm
  • These pretzels are making me Firsty! Hey Firsty follower and other fans! When I can't get to a thread fast enough, I need you guys to help me out and keep the pretzel thing going! We are /all/ Firsty for some pretzels!

    Submitted by firsty on Jul 17, 10 at 12:56pm
  • I remember being on the other end of that call...

    Submitted by jayybear on Jul 17, 10 at 2:20pm
  • Damn that's just so beautiful u kno they will stay together forever

    Submitted by Mistah_Lui on Jul 18, 10 at 4:23pm
  • Firsty I sense a 360 no scope coming your way

    Submitted by i360noscopfirsty on Jul 18, 10 at 2:32am