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  • Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 3, 11 at 12:54pm

    Here's why: Olive Garden is to Italian food as masturbation is to sex. Both are less-fulfilling imitations of the real thing.

    • Submitted by said8ED on Feb 3, 11 at 2:22pm

      You hit it, perfectly, joe_jr.

  • Submitted by labman on Feb 3, 11 at 12:02pm

    Unlimited bread sticks!

    • Submitted by SserPrun95 on Feb 3, 11 at 12:58pm

      first thing that sprang to my mind as well

      • Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Feb 3, 11 at 1:58pm

        Thirded, except I thought of the phrase "all you can eat".

  • Submitted by deniedaccess on Feb 3, 11 at 12:26pm

    Logged in just to say labman's response was funnier than OP.

  • Submitted by iamthebeard on Feb 5, 11 at 10:58am

    when you're're family

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Feb 3, 11 at 5:37pm

    Italian Stallion.

  • Submitted by ty343 on May 10, 11 at 5:45am

    Breadsticks? Lol

  • Submitted by colan08 on Feb 3, 11 at 12:21pm

    It's shaped like a pepper mill...? I'll pass. =]