How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
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Here's why: Olive Garden is to Italian food as masturbation is to sex. Both are less-fulfilling imitations of the real thing.
You hit it, perfectly, joe_jr.
Unlimited bread sticks!
first thing that sprang to my mind as well
Thirded, except I thought of the phrase "all you can eat".
Logged in just to say labman's response was funnier than OP.
when you're there...you're family
It's shaped like a pepper mill...? I'll pass. =]