Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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That's not anyway to talk to your mom.
if it hurts she's doing it wrong. tell her to go slower i.e. gingers only first. And never forget the number one rule of Anal lube, lube, and more lube.
Just tell her to stop saying "yolo" at the bars.
Did she get the message?
How can you fail at anal? even worse how can you fail at anal repeatedly?
Ever try putting two pounds of bananas into a one pound bag (that has melted fudge in it)?
That comment made me spit my beer out man... I love you! (and im a girl!)
Love you too! (work on that spitting thing)
If it occurred more than once, she's no longer "trying", she's full fledged