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  • Submitted by AreYouSure on Apr 1, 12 at 12:49pm

    That's not anyway to talk to your mom.

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    Submitted by AlkaliSam on Apr 1, 12 at 3:03pm

    Just tell her to stop saying "yolo" at the bars.

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    Submitted by DemonicDuck on Apr 2, 12 at 1:03pm

    if it hurts she's doing it wrong. tell her to go slower i.e. gingers only first. And never forget the number one rule of Anal lube, lube, and more lube.

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    Submitted by parsons41286 on Apr 1, 12 at 4:17pm

    If it occurred more than once, she's no longer "trying", she's full fledged

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Apr 1, 12 at 12:53pm

    How can you fail at anal? even worse how can you fail at anal repeatedly?

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      Submitted by porksword on Apr 1, 12 at 4:47pm

      Ever try putting two pounds of bananas into a one pound bag (that has melted fudge in it)?

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        Submitted by 2jzstang on Apr 1, 12 at 5:07pm

        That comment made me spit my beer out man... I love you! (and im a girl!)

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          Submitted by porksword on Apr 1, 12 at 8:49pm

          Love you too! (work on that spitting thing)

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    Submitted by badmotherfuker86 on Apr 2, 12 at 11:23am

    Did she get the message?