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  • Submitted by carter_ronin on Jun 12, 11 at 4:06pm

    i thought i left you tied to the toilet... where the fuck are you??

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jun 12, 11 at 11:34am

    Return shoes: pay with sex.

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    Submitted by turkeymonster on Jun 12, 11 at 9:22pm

    Keepin it classy, central Wisconsin.

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    Submitted by manlaw6 on Jun 12, 11 at 6:21pm

    No, but you left your dignity here.

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    Submitted by AnonyMissFTW on Jun 26, 11 at 8:50pm

    Sounds like the beginning of a marriage to me.

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    Submitted by Valkyrie on Jun 12, 11 at 3:18pm

    this sounds like a fallow up to an older text...

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    Submitted by Murica4Amrikunts on Jun 13, 11 at 11:02pm

    Going to be honest, I would let a chick punch me in the nose if I got a blowjob out of it. As long as the blowjob came after the worst of the pain subsided.

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    Submitted by sexyemily on Jun 12, 11 at 10:35am

    Sounded like a fair exchange until she bit your dick

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    Submitted by hogfish on Aug 17, 13 at 11:16pm

    Nope, just the top of your head

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    Submitted by 1BadMitch on Jun 12, 11 at 10:47pm

    BadMitch stole her shoes, www.badmitch.com