We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
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What's sad is this probably was a mass text...
Possibly the best text a guy could ever get in his life!
followed by continuous beeps and many tears. thank you maury.
This calls for a celebration
Happy Not A Father's Day!
that's what I was gonna say.
Cool story, bro.
fucking bananas in pajamas took over all my favorite shows as a kid...hope they fall down those goddamn stairs
And one guy she knew didn't get it.
That's a welcomed important announcement... it's peace of mind, instead of a hurricane warning or something.
Wrong number, mum.
Oh thank god