I will pee on everything he values.
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Since when do cats know how to text?
The other kind of cat lady...
Times Uncle Dad peed all over little 88. He just called himself 44 back then.
Stop! No! Bad dog!
number of times "Uncle" pissed up his ass, then forced him to leak it into a glass and drink it.
number of times his uncle gave him a golden shower before school...
Just like a goddamned puppy. Who taught that bitch to text?