I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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You're sure that's lube??
Of course, it's lube. What else could it be? Right, guys.
Wh@t's @ "f@g-h@g" @nyw@ys?
Mary? Is that you?