I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
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Whoever said this is a bad night is smart, no one should ever be reminded that their parents are sexual beings. I prefer to believe that I was found fully formed under a rock rather than think about my parents having sex.
Dammit, guess you have to drink heavily some more.
Now there is a true friend will to help out your dad.
Guess u didn't drink enough
And in case you're wondering, that's also why I moved out three years ago, mom.
Why Sailor man? Do you want to blow him too?
I guess you could try to appreciate their honesty - after you're done scrubbing with steel wool.
NH ha ha
hahaha fucking redneck state
New Hampshire sucks
But apparently some people don't want to hear about it.
Beats the story why I had to drink heavily