My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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or that her boyfriend hanz is waiting to rip your dick off and yodel in it
WTF was your BEST case scenario??
No, worst case scenario is that she's had more holes fucked into her than a brick of real Swiss.
I did a lot of chicks and have yet to create a new hole in one. I'm curious
At the moment, exactly. Let's see what op is posting in a year from now. Life is peaks and valleys my friend. The peaks aren't as high as the valleys are low. With that being said, i wish I was fucking a hot swiss girl right now.
I'll admit even I'm a little jealous.
So herpes is the worst case scenario?
Or has a pee pee
GA Peach is stuck at home with a fubared ankle and she's an annoying cunt.
Lol, thank you for understanding. Now they gave me lunesta! I never want to go back to work. My house is clean and I've got happy pills.
Fucking a cup of swiss miss hot chocolate doesnt ccount as fucking a Swiss girl. Still boring ass texts.
Swiss Miss...? Be careful sticking your dick in that hot chocolate.
I don't have one and I don't honestly remember posting this, the logic is my logic though, if I could delete it I would. However, it makes me laugh.
@wubbazug... dude, who are you fucking?? gross!
@freakyleo: I'm not saying *I'm* fucking them, just that I've seen it.
mmmmbop, you've never seen a chick who's had a hole literally fucked through from front to rear? It's disgusting.