It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
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It's not time to wake me up with your fucking text message, either!
If you are feeling like a green pig, don't make the birds angry. Angry Birds hate pigs.
You need to buy a pellet gun.
You are Yelling Bird and I claim my £5.