Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
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Too bad TSA hasn't figured out how to screen for people who are harboring a deadly deuce in their bowels.
You should have challenged him to a game of battleshits.
hahahahaha fuckin priceless.
terrorist with a conscience?
Priceless lagging my ass off!
Damn near choked on my beer after reading this one!
Sounds like he was prepping for cinco at taco bell.
I think everyone in the airport bathroom should say that...
Pinch it off and get out if there
I'd freak the fuck out...that is not something id want to hear
Glad to see Larry Craig is flying again!
I was in the bathroom one time, And this chick walks in says shit's about to get real, and apologized..lol