HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
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How are you NOT supposed to look fuckable?
Cut the crotch out
if you wear it they will cum
lose 20lbs. (Im not into bashing weight but most anyone will look like they need to lose a few when wearing spandex....)
Don't wear anything under that jumpsuit.
GREEN MAN!!!! Green Man is always sexy. The ladies love him.
Well it depends if it's a girl or a guy
And I automatically think of X-Men: First Class.
Show me dem nips
WTF I was gonna say that exact thing!
I have a fuckin green man suit, we made a dodgeball team and wore them
The girls who model for American Apparel do it. Just sayin'
Extra funny because as I read this, I was also wearing a neon spandex jumpsuit!
Maybe op is a dude...
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