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  • Submitted by porksword on Oct 7, 12 at 11:04am

    Car jacking is a serious crime!

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    Submitted by crockpot on Oct 7, 12 at 10:31am

    Why don't you just get a couple of fuck buddies and be open and honest about what you want? I think they would be okay with that in that scenario...

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    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 7, 12 at 11:35am

    No way that's a prison offense. Probably 2 years probation tops.

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      Submitted by ItWasntAKickball on Oct 7, 12 at 9:19pm

      Unless it was in front of an elementary school?

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    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 7, 12 at 11:44am

    Why would you think that someone, who is so obsessed with his own genitals that he couldn't even wait to get home to jerk off, would have the same obsession for your vagina?

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 7, 12 at 2:33pm

    The problem is not so much the satiation of YOUR sexual appetite, but more the stimulation of THEIRS. Consider the possibility that you MAY be the proverbial Hogbeast.

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    Submitted by trappenjonez on Oct 7, 12 at 5:34pm

    Took the words outta my mouth snidely

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    Submitted by Kevin201 on Oct 7, 12 at 12:18pm

    it turns out that doing that at an elementary school while kids are at recess is frowned upon...

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    Submitted by lurch66 on Oct 7, 12 at 12:12pm

    motorbating

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    Submitted by squishirex on Oct 9, 12 at 6:00pm

    Porkswords' comment is hilarious

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    Submitted by TampaDave on Oct 9, 12 at 6:58am

    Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.