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  • Car jacking is a serious crime!

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 7, 12 at 11:04am
  • Why don't you just get a couple of fuck buddies and be open and honest about what you want? I think they would be okay with that in that scenario...

    Submitted by crockpot on Oct 7, 12 at 10:31am
  • No way that's a prison offense. Probably 2 years probation tops.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on Oct 7, 12 at 11:35am
  • it turns out that doing that at an elementary school while kids are at recess is frowned upon...

    Submitted by Kevin201 on Oct 7, 12 at 12:18pm
  • The problem is not so much the satiation of YOUR sexual appetite, but more the stimulation of THEIRS. Consider the possibility that you MAY be the proverbial Hogbeast.

    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Oct 7, 12 at 2:33pm
  • Took the words outta my mouth snidely

    Submitted by trappenjonez on Oct 7, 12 at 5:34pm
  • Why would you think that someone, who is so obsessed with his own genitals that he couldn't even wait to get home to jerk off, would have the same obsession for your vagina?

    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 7, 12 at 11:44am
  • Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

    Submitted by TampaDave on Oct 9, 12 at 6:58am
  • motorbating

    Submitted by lurch66 on Oct 7, 12 at 12:12pm
  • Porkswords' comment is hilarious

    Submitted by squishirex on Oct 9, 12 at 6:00pm