I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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Car jacking is a serious crime!
Why don't you just get a couple of fuck buddies and be open and honest about what you want? I think they would be okay with that in that scenario...
No way that's a prison offense. Probably 2 years probation tops.
Unless it was in front of an elementary school?
it turns out that doing that at an elementary school while kids are at recess is frowned upon...
The problem is not so much the satiation of YOUR sexual appetite, but more the stimulation of THEIRS. Consider the possibility that you MAY be the proverbial Hogbeast.
Took the words outta my mouth snidely
Why would you think that someone, who is so obsessed with his own genitals that he couldn't even wait to get home to jerk off, would have the same obsession for your vagina?
Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.
Porkswords' comment is hilarious