I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
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apparently so do drunk fat chicks...
No nookie for the rookie.
So what about a hot fat chick. They are out there you know?
Next time go up to the skinny pretty one. Fat chicks have brains so it's harder to run game. If they were desperate for a man they would be skinny.
Always go up to the skinny pretty one. Even better if she's the smartest one in the room. Why think less of yourself?
Wuss. At your birthday party, you're the most important man in the room, and everyone's there to be with you. Next time, act like it.
Fat chicks generally have a lot of guy friends because because guys don't see them as sex objects so they have actual conversations with them instead of just trying to impress them.
says the fat chick
some of them have standards.
Or you just suck at life!
@iluvmy65 Says a dude, dumbass.
The big man did you a favor. She would have fallen in love with you and been a stalker. Besides, she was just there for the free cake.
It appears at least 19 fat chicks visit TFLN.
At least the dude didn't turn you down.
Well it's common logic. If you go for the fat chick instead of the hot chicks, that's a signal to the fat chick that you are lame and therefore you got no chunky dunky.
Dude! That was your cousin, be grateful!
Maybe she didn't want to get with you because youre referring to her as the fat chick
why are you even tryna get with a fat chick?? arent there other drunk chicks??\n\nbetter yet, why is she even at your party? grenade free zone.