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  • apparently so do drunk fat chicks...

    Submitted by 01grandprixgtp on Feb 20, 11 at 10:28am
  • No nookie for the rookie.

    Submitted by icanfly303 on Feb 20, 11 at 9:41am
  • So what about a hot fat chick. They are out there you know?

    Submitted by breazze on Feb 21, 11 at 12:45am
  • Next time go up to the skinny pretty one. Fat chicks have brains so it's harder to run game. If they were desperate for a man they would be skinny.

    Submitted by janesaddiction on Feb 20, 11 at 5:13pm
    • Always go up to the skinny pretty one. Even better if she's the smartest one in the room. Why think less of yourself?

      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 21, 11 at 2:03am
  • Wuss. At your birthday party, you're the most important man in the room, and everyone's there to be with you. Next time, act like it.

    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 20, 11 at 12:18pm
  • Fat chicks generally have a lot of guy friends because because guys don't see them as sex objects so they have actual conversations with them instead of just trying to impress them.

    Submitted by prophetchuck on Feb 20, 11 at 12:09pm
  • Or you just suck at life!

    Submitted by usmcMartin on Feb 20, 11 at 10:15am
  • some of them have standards.

    Submitted by NataSept on Feb 22, 11 at 1:35am
  • @iluvmy65 Says a dude, dumbass.

    Submitted by prophetchuck on Feb 22, 11 at 12:27am
  • The big man did you a favor. She would have fallen in love with you and been a stalker. Besides, she was just there for the free cake.

    Submitted by ItsmeSpeedyG on Feb 20, 11 at 10:48am
  • At least the dude didn't turn you down.

    Submitted by evillegu15 on Feb 20, 11 at 4:43pm
  • Well it's common logic. If you go for the fat chick instead of the hot chicks, that's a signal to the fat chick that you are lame and therefore you got no chunky dunky.

    Submitted by Keezee on Feb 20, 11 at 12:00pm
  • Dude! That was your cousin, be grateful!

    Submitted by SALIA on Feb 22, 11 at 12:45am
  • Maybe she didn't want to get with you because youre referring to her as the fat chick

    Submitted by foxToaster on Nov 15, 11 at 8:02pm
  • why are you even tryna get with a fat chick?? arent there other drunk chicks??\n\nbetter yet, why is she even at your party? grenade free zone.

    Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Feb 20, 11 at 10:15am