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  • Submitted by 01grandprixgtp on Feb 20, 11 at 10:28am

    apparently so do drunk fat chicks...

  • Submitted by icanfly303 on Feb 20, 11 at 9:41am

    No nookie for the rookie.

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    Submitted by prophetchuck on Feb 20, 11 at 12:09pm

    Fat chicks generally have a lot of guy friends because because guys don't see them as sex objects so they have actual conversations with them instead of just trying to impress them.

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      Submitted by iluvmy65 on Feb 21, 11 at 1:23am

      says the fat chick

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    Submitted by breazze on Feb 21, 11 at 12:45am

    So what about a hot fat chick. They are out there you know?

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    Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 20, 11 at 12:18pm

    Wuss. At your birthday party, you're the most important man in the room, and everyone's there to be with you. Next time, act like it.

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    Submitted by usmcMartin on Feb 20, 11 at 10:15am

    Or you just suck at life!

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    Submitted by janesaddiction on Feb 20, 11 at 5:13pm

    Next time go up to the skinny pretty one. Fat chicks have brains so it's harder to run game. If they were desperate for a man they would be skinny.

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      Submitted by joe_jr_shabadoo on Feb 21, 11 at 2:03am

      Always go up to the skinny pretty one. Even better if she's the smartest one in the room. Why think less of yourself?

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    Submitted by NataSept on Feb 22, 11 at 1:35am

    some of them have standards.

  • Submitted by ItsmeSpeedyG on Feb 20, 11 at 10:48am

    The big man did you a favor. She would have fallen in love with you and been a stalker. Besides, she was just there for the free cake.

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      Submitted by ItsmeSpeedyG on Feb 21, 11 at 2:57am

      It appears at least 19 fat chicks visit TFLN.

  • Submitted by a_mayo_packet on Feb 20, 11 at 10:15am

    why are you even tryna get with a fat chick?? arent there other drunk chicks??\n\nbetter yet, why is she even at your party? grenade free zone.

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      Submitted by iluvmy65 on Feb 21, 11 at 1:25am

      stupid guido

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    Submitted by Keezee on Feb 20, 11 at 12:00pm

    Well it's common logic. If you go for the fat chick instead of the hot chicks, that's a signal to the fat chick that you are lame and therefore you got no chunky dunky.

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    Submitted by evillegu15 on Feb 20, 11 at 4:43pm

    At least the dude didn't turn you down.

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    Submitted by prophetchuck on Feb 22, 11 at 12:27am

    @iluvmy65 Says a dude, dumbass.

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    Submitted by SALIA on Feb 22, 11 at 12:45am

    Dude! That was your cousin, be grateful!

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    Submitted by foxToaster on Nov 15, 11 at 8:02pm

    Maybe she didn't want to get with you because youre referring to her as the fat chick