all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
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How much of the sudden? \nALL of it.
Matt, are you retarded?
@Matt how the hell did you read that wrong? Pretty easy to figure out...unless youre retarded.
Not necessarily but good try homie
The expression is NOT "all of the sudden". It's "all of a sudden".
Lol people give me a fucking break I was half drunk when I was reading this mistakes happen I didn't mean to lash out
That is awesome
@downtownsbrown sorry I'm human and mess up sometimes not to mention I was half drunk while reading this so you can shut your whore mouth you piece of shit
Matts comment literally made me laugh out loud. I like the way your drunk mind thinks :)
@Matt Let it out, let it all out. lol
Matt how exactly did it read to you?
@thatguy117 I read it wrong so how about you go fuck yourself you dumb piece of shit. Don't be that guy.
Bit extreme Mattmac91, I think thatguy117 was justified in asking if you were retarded. a simple "I read it wrong" and then an "lol" at yourself and we would have all been cool. No need to take his conventional weapon and turn it into WMDs.
Or he actually is retarded, and is just very embarrassed.
Assuming that your mothers' pregnancies were the EXACT same length, yes. But the likelihood of that is slim to none; so, FAIL.
but matt is funny, guys :3
@downtownsbrown I need more to drink! Holy fucking christmas
I'm proud to be from the 608
Something I should have said to my 'twin' We're not biologically related but we were both born on the same day of the same year and are both left-handed, flirts, and love wine.
It took their moms an entire year to give birth?