Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
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Why would you ever ignore that fact
Your right we need more room for sexswings and your bed has to go to fit the rack
you do know 50 Shades of Grey was published online as Twilight fan-fiction erotica right?
Why do we assume that everyone who wants to do BDSM got the idea from 50 Shades? Maybe OP's friend/SO/roommate/whatever has way better taste in porn than that. Writing about BDSM goes all the way back to Tacitus. (Or so I've heard it claimed, haven't read Tacitus personally. Shocking how unlettered I am, I know.)
That IS the real issue.
The problem is you read 50 shades too many times?