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  • $80 per month you probably have private shower stalls and you're free to wash it as fast as you'd like, but for that kind of money they should be rubbing it out for you.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 19, 12 at 4:45pm
  • $80 for a gym membership? Fuck that noise.

    Submitted by Yeep on Oct 19, 12 at 3:31pm
  • Gross. Exactly why I don't shower at the gym. I change shirts and get the fuck home after working out.

    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Oct 19, 12 at 6:24pm
  • Shower time is personal time nobody can tell you what you can and cannot do.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 19, 12 at 3:29pm
  • Just be prepared to get cruised by every old, married closet case for the rest of the time you have a membership

    Submitted by saltydog88 on Oct 19, 12 at 4:10pm
  • Chances are, you start rubbin your nubbin at the gym, there will be a body builder type that'll help you finish...

    Submitted by Micholder on Oct 19, 12 at 10:22pm
  • I don't know about inappropriate, but it's definitley gayyy

    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 20, 12 at 4:51am
  • It's considered 'failure day' for your forearms...just keep pumping until you can't go anymore!

    Submitted by dfdub12 on Oct 19, 12 at 4:00pm
  • If anyone reported you, it could technically become a sex crime (very bad for business), so yes, they can (try to) stop you from doing it.

    Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Oct 29, 12 at 12:56am
  • Why did the guy in the response say

    Submitted by bratton17 on Oct 19, 12 at 9:38pm
  • Why did the guy in the response say "I've probably done both" ? \nYou think he would know for sure about this.

    Submitted by bratton17 on Oct 19, 12 at 9:40pm
  • bro problems

    Submitted by Ri99le on Oct 21, 12 at 4:09pm