I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
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Hahahahahahaha that was mine! I'm so proud. I was really stoned and didn't notice anything and then I started thinking... "why is my heart beating so fast?"
Hope you're not busy for a while...
Those eggs are cracked!
Breakfast of champions
Sagus' comment made me laugh so hard haha.
Look before you eat fuckface, your an idiot
Learn some grammar. Sheesh! That's why you go to school, moron.
You will know for sure very soon
the er should be expecting you
Actually, it would be better to be busy!