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  • Submitted by felidae on Nov 1, 12 at 12:58pm

    He could tell the kids that due to restructuring, they would have to give up any candy they had earned and saved so that mitt could give it to investors

  • Submitted by mynameiseddie on Nov 1, 12 at 9:34am

    This makes no sense... I would make more sense if that was for Obama

  • Submitted by Breezy21 on Nov 1, 12 at 12:50pm

    This is effing hilarious. Fuck Romney!

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      Submitted by ck24 on Nov 1, 12 at 4:03pm

      Fuck Obmama and you really need to get back to the kitchen..

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        Submitted by l8erg8or on Nov 2, 12 at 12:26am

        Fuck you and your spelling.

  • Submitted by lilkymama on Nov 1, 12 at 11:40am

    Will he be wearing his "magic" Mormon underwear under his costume and pointing out Planet Kolob where Jesus lives to all the kids?

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    Submitted by smumoi on Nov 1, 12 at 9:43pm

    @mike: he only plans to lower taxes for the one percent. You'll get ass-raped on every payday if he's elected and you're not one of the elite few, asshole.

  • Submitted by Pronfairy on Nov 1, 12 at 3:53pm

    Dressing as Obama would make more sense, then tell the upper and middle class kids after they've worked for their candy to give it to the welfare kids.

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    Submitted by igivezerofucks on Nov 1, 12 at 4:02pm

    I dressed up as Obama and took all the candy from the skinny fortunate kids. And gave it to the obese kids instead. How's that for justice.

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    Submitted by lilkymama on Nov 1, 12 at 3:54pm

    Lol. He says he wants to lower taxes...but he also said he had legit tax returns and wasn't hiding money in off shore accounts...

  • Submitted by mike31149 on Nov 1, 12 at 2:24pm

    Romney wants to lower taxes, dumbass.

  • Submitted by tthom7 on Nov 1, 12 at 9:51am

    Tell him to dress like Obama and take everyone's candy

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    Submitted by Scubalove73 on Nov 4, 12 at 6:38pm

    If he dressed up as Obama, he could just tell all the kids there's no fucking candy left cuz the Chinese own it all.

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    Submitted by K95OH on Nov 2, 12 at 9:43pm

    How amazing it is to read the incompetent thoughts of those who don't know what each of the candidates really stand for. Maybe if they didn't get their information from commercials and the daily show they would not embarrass themselves do much...

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    Submitted by DipInMyLip on Nov 2, 12 at 12:26pm

    I dressed up as Obama so that when kids came to my door, I told them that they'd have to get candy from our Chinese next door neighbors.

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    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Nov 2, 12 at 12:42am

    That would definitely be Barack

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    Submitted by karazyboys on Nov 1, 12 at 2:54pm

    Why are women's rights even an issue? It's not like having Romney elected is even going to change anything. He's got tons more to deal with should he be elected than solely enslaving women and telling them what to do with their bodies. And really do you think he could get away with it if he wanted to?

  • Submitted by jmkehl on Nov 1, 12 at 11:59am

    That would be Obama. Romney would let all the girls go home to sort candy for the boys.