My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Will he be wearing his "magic" Mormon underwear under his costume and pointing out Planet Kolob where Jesus lives to all the kids?
He could tell the kids that due to restructuring, they would have to give up any candy they had earned and saved so that mitt could give it to investors
This is effing hilarious. Fuck Romney!
Fuck Obmama and you really need to get back to the kitchen..
Fuck you and your spelling.
I dressed up as Obama and took all the candy from the skinny fortunate kids. And gave it to the obese kids instead. How's that for justice.
@mike: he only plans to lower taxes for the one percent. You'll get ass-raped on every payday if he's elected and you're not one of the elite few, asshole.
This makes no sense... I would make more sense if that was for Obama
Hey, you dropped your helmet.
Lol. He says he wants to lower taxes...but he also said he had legit tax returns and wasn't hiding money in off shore accounts...
Tell him to dress like Obama and take everyone's candy
Romney wants to lower taxes, dumbass.
I dressed up as Obama so that when kids came to my door, I told them that they'd have to get candy from our Chinese next door neighbors.
That would definitely be Barack
Dressing as Obama would make more sense, then tell the upper and middle class kids after they've worked for their candy to give it to the welfare kids.
If he dressed up as Obama, he could just tell all the kids there's no fucking candy left cuz the Chinese own it all.
How amazing it is to read the incompetent thoughts of those who don't know what each of the candidates really stand for. Maybe if they didn't get their information from commercials and the daily show they would not embarrass themselves do much...
Why are women's rights even an issue? It's not like having Romney elected is even going to change anything. He's got tons more to deal with should he be elected than solely enslaving women and telling them what to do with their bodies. And really do you think he could get away with it if he wanted to?
That would be Obama. Romney would let all the girls go home to sort candy for the boys.