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  • 385 88
    Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 12, 10 at 10:53am
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    Way to not beat around the bush

  • 250 119
    Submitted by Glitch on Jul 12, 10 at 10:35am
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    The nice ones are hard to find, but they're out there.

  • 221 97
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 12, 10 at 11:45am
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    My ex used to tell girls he was g@y, got to see tons of tits and they all wanted to "turn" him....

  • 259 228
    Submitted by anon33 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:35am
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    You can fix fat. You can't fix ugly and only an ugly person would respond to a text that way.

    • 62 64
      Submitted by Hairy_Dan on Jul 12, 10 at 9:13pm
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      You sound fat.

    • 63 79
      Submitted by ano_nemus on Jul 13, 10 at 4:47am
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      nope, Hairy_Dan is spot-on. when you blame everyone else for you being single, you're either a stupid, self-absorbed, full of shit...or a fattie

  • 176 97
    Submitted by succubusprime on Jul 12, 10 at 10:53am
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    All I hear from this text is wah wah wah

  • 188 137
    Submitted by WhatRtexts on Jul 12, 10 at 10:49am
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    Lose some weight and quit bitching.

  • 165 93
    Submitted by LynnZee on Jul 12, 10 at 12:16pm
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    I feel for you...all the really hot ones are assholes because they know they're hot. I'd say the same works for girls as well. Try someone a little more "your speed"

  • 124 89
    Submitted by Slappy0605 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:44pm
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    And when Lynzee says "your speed" she means another fat fuck who won't judge you hahahaha

  • 120 88
    Submitted by thomass on Jul 12, 10 at 10:50am
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    Win!

  • 108 70
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:43pm
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    Brutally honest. Lol classic.

  • 98 65
    Submitted by zwood36 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:52pm
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    Nice

  • 101 77
    Submitted by runamuck on Jul 12, 10 at 1:16pm
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    Perfect. Well played sir, well played.

  • 98 74
    Submitted by Sethro on Jul 12, 10 at 12:19pm
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    its always good to have friends

  • 92 65
    Submitted by wafflecopter on Jul 12, 10 at 2:07pm
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    Thank god someone says it. There's like the exact same number of likes/dislikes

  • 91 78
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 12, 10 at 1:18pm
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    The truth hurts.

  • 99 95
    Submitted by ptrclvs on Jul 12, 10 at 12:36pm
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    yesssss Toronto!

  • 84 77
    Submitted by ronthebrit on Jul 12, 10 at 3:29pm
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    Fat girl for. The. Win!!!!!1!!

  • 75 62
    Submitted by ashashbrookelle on Jul 14, 10 at 11:03am
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    Lmfao

  • 80 72
    Submitted by af51891 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:19am
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    Ass hole.

  • 91 95
    Submitted by briteeyesnsmile on Jul 12, 10 at 3:21pm
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    That is true . . . even for those of us who are skinny. Feel free to prove me wrong . . .

    • 46 66
      Submitted by bzloink on Jul 29, 10 at 4:01am
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      I exist. Check. Mate.

  • 82 81
    Submitted by jdmbeast on Jul 12, 10 at 8:19pm
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    i laughed for a good ten minutes at this

  • 81 79
    Submitted by hateyourface on Jul 12, 10 at 3:10pm
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    AHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • 75 70
    Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:20am
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    Brutal honesty, FTW

  • 74 72
    Submitted by ggmate on Jul 12, 10 at 8:08pm
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    HAHAHAHAHA

  • 67 59
    Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 13, 10 at 2:16pm
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    Burned!!

  • 69 64
    Submitted by hedley55 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:19pm
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    OHEY, my area code. Fuck yes, GTA. Toronto (y)

  • 75 78
    Submitted by FlexATight1 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:28am
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    So rly didyou just get Pwnd Ina txt, hey fatty I think you did!

  • 71 75
    Submitted by mface on Jul 12, 10 at 11:00pm
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    R3X, you are just fucking retarted.

  • 68 71
    Submitted by kwheelies2495 on Aug 1, 10 at 10:35pm
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    That's really a mean thing to say in all of those comments go do something productive instead of bagging on other people!

  • 71 78
    Submitted by Savagejay on Jul 12, 10 at 1:25pm
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    Ha ha ha zing!!!

  • 69 76
    Submitted by dallas78 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:57pm
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    Epic win hhhahaaahaha

  • 63 64
    Submitted by daynalareyna on Jul 12, 10 at 9:46pm
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    or plain uggly. just saying... ;)

  • 71 80
    Submitted by john117 on Jul 12, 10 at 8:39pm
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    Owned

  • 66 73
    Submitted by UTLonghorns on Jul 12, 10 at 1:11pm
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    So true

  • 66 75
    Submitted by sunburnbaby on Jul 13, 10 at 12:13am
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    905 represent. That girl deserved it

  • 69 83
    Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jul 12, 10 at 11:23am
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    I love it

  • 61 70
    Submitted by whaletalk on Jul 13, 10 at 12:24am
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    Bahahahaaha yessss

  • 76 102
    Submitted by drunkenfucker on Jul 12, 10 at 5:53pm
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    best friend ever...

  • 70 90
    Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 12, 10 at 1:19pm
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    LMAO

  • 65 82
    Submitted by R3X on Jul 12, 10 at 9:51pm
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    SLAPPY0605 TWO Fat people Cant be Together then it just looks like a bad Sumo wrestling Match One fat one Ugly or vice versa come on it's commen sense

  • 61 74
    Submitted by samsquatch on Jul 12, 10 at 8:10pm
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    Ehhhhh GTA

  • 82 117
    Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 12, 10 at 11:18am
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    Annon33, you can fix ugly. Its called plastic surgery. Lol

  • 56 66
    Submitted by lauri180 on Sep 7, 10 at 1:13am
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    This is possibly the best tfln i have ever seen

  • 82 118
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 12, 10 at 10:48am
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    Yes MOST(not all) nice guys are g a y

  • 53 64
    Submitted by mface on Jul 12, 10 at 11:02pm
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    Hm. So am I. That was retarded.

  • 65 89
    Submitted by im_lisdexic on Jul 13, 10 at 1:03am
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    The truth is hard sometimes

  • 58 76
    Submitted by babafaradinti on Jul 13, 10 at 4:02am
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    drunk texting your ex that you dumped for a response will get you here. yes.

  • 60 81
    Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 13, 10 at 7:39pm
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    Thank you!!!

  • 56 74
    Submitted by tearzofjah on Aug 6, 10 at 2:47am
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    Lol 905 is a good friend they r straight with u

  • 51 64
    Submitted by nikoliss on Jul 12, 10 at 6:10pm
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    Oh snap...

  • 61 84
    Submitted by mjo on Jul 12, 10 at 11:42am
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    @anon33--must be nice that you know no one you've had to be brutally honest with.

  • 56 75
    Submitted by kali09 on Jul 14, 10 at 1:01am
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    My area code is 905 lol

  • 52 68
    Submitted by stupidbeach on Jul 13, 10 at 9:54pm
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    Hahahahahaha. Asshole.

  • 64 95
    Submitted by sircoughsalot on Jul 12, 10 at 7:18pm
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    Fat bitches hate life. Some just hate it less. This one prolly hates it alot.

  • 52 74
    Submitted by fyida on Jul 14, 10 at 12:49am
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    AND now is when you stop texting the bitch and find better friends. If you text her again it us your own fault.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by britnirm on Dec 8, 10 at 2:45am
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    Lol, how pathetic. I could care less if someone doesn't like my "fat excuses". Have fun being a superficial twat for the rest of your life.

  • 59 93
    Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Jul 13, 10 at 3:33am
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    LMAO.

  • 64 104
    Submitted by Lauren26 on Jul 12, 10 at 12:29pm
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    except it's true.

  • 47 78
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:37am
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    if a guy's an asshole then deal with it. you're screwing a hot guy.

  • 16 20
    Submitted by D_Rock__ on Aug 28, 12 at 5:36pm
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    Us hot guys are g ay too ;)

  • 49 86
    Submitted by greenkid on Jul 16, 10 at 7:39am
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    True to an extent... Hot guys usually know they're hot so they take advantage of it. But it's the same for girls, I'm the same way :/

  • 69 132
    Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 12, 10 at 10:58am
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    im nice :) but im bi so i guess ur half correct¿