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  • Submitted by HaasMcCooter on Jul 12, 10 at 10:53am

    Way to not beat around the bush

  • Submitted by Glitch on Jul 12, 10 at 10:35am

    The nice ones are hard to find, but they're out there.

  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 12, 10 at 11:45am

    My ex used to tell girls he was g@y, got to see tons of tits and they all wanted to "turn" him....

  • Submitted by anon33 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:35am

    You can fix fat. You can't fix ugly and only an ugly person would respond to a text that way.

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      Submitted by Hairy_Dan on Jul 12, 10 at 9:13pm

      You sound fat.

    • Submitted by ano_nemus on Jul 13, 10 at 4:47am

      nope, Hairy_Dan is spot-on. when you blame everyone else for you being single, you're either a stupid, self-absorbed, full of shit...or a fattie

  • Submitted by LynnZee on Jul 12, 10 at 12:16pm

    I feel for you...all the really hot ones are assholes because they know they're hot. I'd say the same works for girls as well. Try someone a little more "your speed"

  • Submitted by succubusprime on Jul 12, 10 at 10:53am

    All I hear from this text is wah wah wah

  • Submitted by WhatRtexts on Jul 12, 10 at 10:49am

    Lose some weight and quit bitching.

  • Submitted by Slappy0605 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:44pm

    And when Lynzee says "your speed" she means another fat fuck who won't judge you hahahaha

  • Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Jul 12, 10 at 1:43pm

    Brutally honest. Lol classic.

  • Submitted by thomass on Jul 12, 10 at 10:50am


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  • Submitted by runamuck on Jul 12, 10 at 1:16pm

    Perfect. Well played sir, well played.

  • Submitted by wafflecopter on Jul 12, 10 at 2:07pm

    Thank god someone says it. There's like the exact same number of likes/dislikes

  • Submitted by ptrclvs on Jul 12, 10 at 12:36pm

    yesssss Toronto!

  • Submitted by af51891 on Jul 13, 10 at 10:19am

    Ass hole.

  • Submitted by wdrake3 on Jul 15, 10 at 11:20am

    Brutal honesty, FTW

  • Submitted by Sethro on Jul 12, 10 at 12:19pm

    its always good to have friends

  • Submitted by Michguy on Jul 12, 10 at 1:18pm

    The truth hurts.

  • Submitted by mface on Jul 12, 10 at 11:00pm

    R3X, you are just fucking retarted.

  • Submitted by jdmbeast on Jul 12, 10 at 8:19pm

    i laughed for a good ten minutes at this

  • Submitted by ronthebrit on Jul 12, 10 at 3:29pm

    Fat girl for. The. Win!!!!!1!!

  • Submitted by citispudstl on Jul 13, 10 at 2:16pm


  • Submitted by briteeyesnsmile on Jul 12, 10 at 3:21pm

    That is true . . . even for those of us who are skinny. Feel free to prove me wrong . . .

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      Submitted by bzloink on Jul 29, 10 at 4:01am

      I exist. Check. Mate.

  • Submitted by hateyourface on Jul 12, 10 at 3:10pm


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  • Submitted by kwheelies2495 on Aug 1, 10 at 10:35pm

    That's really a mean thing to say in all of those comments go do something productive instead of bagging on other people!

  • Submitted by Savagejay on Jul 12, 10 at 1:25pm

    Ha ha ha zing!!!

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    Submitted by daynalareyna on Jul 12, 10 at 9:46pm

    or plain uggly. just saying... ;)

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 12, 10 at 10:48am

    Yes MOST(not all) nice guys are g a y

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    Submitted by hedley55 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:19pm

    OHEY, my area code. Fuck yes, GTA. Toronto (y)

  • Submitted by FlexATight1 on Jul 13, 10 at 3:28am

    So rly didyou just get Pwnd Ina txt, hey fatty I think you did!

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    Submitted by dallas78 on Jul 12, 10 at 10:57pm

    Epic win hhhahaaahaha

  • Submitted by john117 on Jul 12, 10 at 8:39pm


  • Submitted by XxVVIREDxX on Jul 12, 10 at 11:23am

    I love it

  • Submitted by sunburnbaby on Jul 13, 10 at 12:13am

    905 represent. That girl deserved it

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    Submitted by UTLonghorns on Jul 12, 10 at 1:11pm

    So true

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    Submitted by whaletalk on Jul 13, 10 at 12:24am

    Bahahahaaha yessss

  • Submitted by drunkenfucker on Jul 12, 10 at 5:53pm

    best friend ever...

  • Submitted by R3X on Jul 12, 10 at 9:51pm

    SLAPPY0605 TWO Fat people Cant be Together then it just looks like a bad Sumo wrestling Match One fat one Ugly or vice versa come on it's commen sense

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    Submitted by lauri180 on Sep 7, 10 at 1:13am

    This is possibly the best tfln i have ever seen

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    Submitted by mface on Jul 12, 10 at 11:02pm

    Hm. So am I. That was retarded.

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    Submitted by fyida on Jul 14, 10 at 12:49am

    AND now is when you stop texting the bitch and find better friends. If you text her again it us your own fault.

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    Submitted by tearzofjah on Aug 6, 10 at 2:47am

    Lol 905 is a good friend they r straight with u

  • Submitted by KesJaye on Jul 12, 10 at 1:19pm


  • Submitted by babafaradinti on Jul 13, 10 at 4:02am

    drunk texting your ex that you dumped for a response will get you here. yes.

  • Submitted by sircoughsalot on Jul 12, 10 at 7:18pm

    Fat bitches hate life. Some just hate it less. This one prolly hates it alot.

  • Submitted by samsquatch on Jul 12, 10 at 8:10pm

    Ehhhhh GTA

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    Submitted by nikoliss on Jul 12, 10 at 6:10pm

    Oh snap...

  • Submitted by KaylaFoyt on Jul 12, 10 at 11:18am

    Annon33, you can fix ugly. Its called plastic surgery. Lol

  • Submitted by im_lisdexic on Jul 13, 10 at 1:03am

    The truth is hard sometimes

  • Submitted by E82Stud on Jul 13, 10 at 7:39pm

    Thank you!!!

  • Submitted by kali09 on Jul 14, 10 at 1:01am

    My area code is 905 lol

  • Submitted by mjo on Jul 12, 10 at 11:42am

    @anon33--must be nice that you know no one you've had to be brutally honest with.

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    Submitted by britnirm on Dec 8, 10 at 2:45am

    Lol, how pathetic. I could care less if someone doesn't like my "fat excuses". Have fun being a superficial twat for the rest of your life.

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    Submitted by stupidbeach on Jul 13, 10 at 9:54pm

    Hahahahahaha. Asshole.

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    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Jul 13, 10 at 1:37am

    if a guy's an asshole then deal with it. you're screwing a hot guy.

  • Submitted by sexy_superwoman on Jul 13, 10 at 3:33am


  • Submitted by Lauren26 on Jul 12, 10 at 12:29pm

    except it's true.

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    Submitted by D_Rock__ on Aug 28, 12 at 5:36pm

    Us hot guys are g ay too ;)

  • Submitted by greenkid on Jul 16, 10 at 7:39am

    True to an extent... Hot guys usually know they're hot so they take advantage of it. But it's the same for girls, I'm the same way :/

  • Submitted by NickSeesAll on Jul 12, 10 at 10:58am

    im nice :) but im bi so i guess ur half correct¿