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  • 74 54
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Jan 9, 12 at 12:59pm

    It's called "don't answer text messages when you're busy." Sleeping counts as busy.

  • 75 66
    Submitted by soccer360 on Jan 9, 12 at 11:58am

    Now put your tits away; you're giving us all blue balls. The throbbing will hurt later. Hope you're happy.

  • 64 48
    Submitted by mthib on Jan 9, 12 at 3:06pm

    Pulsate?

  • 62 45
    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Jan 9, 12 at 11:36am

    Screw having a dictionary

  • 64 54
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jan 9, 12 at 12:38pm

    Fluctuate?

  • 64 57
    Submitted by jaystreet46 on Jan 9, 12 at 12:56pm

    Haha this was actually funny. Imagine that!

  • 56 72
    Submitted by TheRealShaq on Jan 9, 12 at 7:36pm

    classic. www.iwassofuckedup.com

  • 46 56
    Submitted by bengalbabe on Jan 9, 12 at 5:44pm

    This is so funny hahaha

  • 46 57
    Submitted by naughtybody21 on Jan 10, 12 at 5:27am

    hey op is from my sode of town :)

  • 44 56
    Submitted by ShutUpWhore on Jan 9, 12 at 11:44pm

    Erection?

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Niceguy on Jan 13, 12 at 11:00am

    253 is better than the 206 you dont have idiots texting you at 4 asking idiotic questions