Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
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Maybe hanging out with Kayla first would have solved the problem
If it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to call the doctor
Guest: What would you recommend?\nServer: Oh I don't know...how about a schlong sandwich with extra mayo? It comes with a tasty pickle!
If you worked at a donut shop, that's a great way to serve them!
If you worked at the penile equivalent of Hooters you could've put it on display and gotten loads of tips and possibly a raise. Something to think about.
How much more of a "raise" do you think he could take?
If you worked at
I hear taking only a quarter of a pill works without getting those kinds of side affects
poor bastard, already needs viagra. don't you kids know that shits for old people. your shit should still be working on its own
restaurants can't make you cover someones shift, and who in their right mind would work instead of have sex?
Perhaps you should have considered that BEFORE you willingly took the little blue happy pill? Or maybe turning down that extra shift wouldn't have killed you.