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  • Maybe hanging out with Kayla first would have solved the problem

    Submitted by ossetia on Jul 15, 12 at 5:09pm
  • If it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to call the doctor

    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Jul 15, 12 at 1:10pm
  • Guest: What would you recommend?\nServer: Oh I don't know...how about a schlong sandwich with extra mayo? It comes with a tasty pickle!

    Submitted by grenadewizard on Jul 15, 12 at 10:24am
  • If you worked at a donut shop, that's a great way to serve them!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 15, 12 at 4:39pm
  • If you worked at the penile equivalent of Hooters you could've put it on display and gotten loads of tips and possibly a raise. Something to think about.

    Submitted by WesPip on Jul 15, 12 at 8:12pm
  • Lamey mclamenstien!

    Submitted by fitty4ex2 on Jul 15, 12 at 4:31pm
  • If you worked at

    Submitted by WesPip on Jul 15, 12 at 8:11pm
  • poor bastard, already needs viagra. don't you kids know that shits for old people. your shit should still be working on its own

    Submitted by souljehr on Jul 16, 12 at 1:27pm
  • restaurants can't make you cover someones shift, and who in their right mind would work instead of have sex?

    Submitted by Tylerkees on Jul 16, 12 at 7:01am
  • I hear taking only a quarter of a pill works without getting those kinds of side affects

    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 16, 12 at 2:22am
  • Perhaps you should have considered that BEFORE you willingly took the little blue happy pill? Or maybe turning down that extra shift wouldn't have killed you.

    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jul 15, 12 at 11:45pm
  • All night

    Submitted by Americanism on Jul 15, 12 at 10:42pm