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  • 92 41
    Submitted by ossetia on Jul 15, 12 at 5:09pm

    Maybe hanging out with Kayla first would have solved the problem

  • 85 46
    Submitted by harrypotter36 on Jul 15, 12 at 1:10pm

    If it lasts more than 4 hours you're supposed to call the doctor

  • 76 57
    Submitted by grenadewizard on Jul 15, 12 at 10:24am

    Guest: What would you recommend?\nServer: Oh I don't know...how about a schlong sandwich with extra mayo? It comes with a tasty pickle!

  • 73 58
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jul 15, 12 at 4:39pm

    If you worked at a donut shop, that's a great way to serve them!

  • 68 55
    Submitted by fitty4ex2 on Jul 15, 12 at 4:31pm

    Lamey mclamenstien!

  • 63 46
    Submitted by WesPip on Jul 15, 12 at 8:12pm

    If you worked at the penile equivalent of Hooters you could've put it on display and gotten loads of tips and possibly a raise. Something to think about.

    • 58 56
      Submitted by armchairguru on Jul 17, 12 at 2:08am

      How much more of a "raise" do you think he could take?

  • 63 53
    Submitted by WesPip on Jul 15, 12 at 8:11pm

    If you worked at

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Tylerkees on Jul 16, 12 at 7:01am

    restaurants can't make you cover someones shift, and who in their right mind would work instead of have sex?

  • 51 45
    Submitted by souljehr on Jul 16, 12 at 1:27pm

    poor bastard, already needs viagra. don't you kids know that shits for old people. your shit should still be working on its own

  • 48 40
    Submitted by GAEA_KALI on Jul 16, 12 at 2:22am

    I hear taking only a quarter of a pill works without getting those kinds of side affects

  • 57 68
    Submitted by daisydukeluke on Jul 15, 12 at 11:45pm

    Perhaps you should have considered that BEFORE you willingly took the little blue happy pill? Or maybe turning down that extra shift wouldn't have killed you.

  • 50 68
    Submitted by Americanism on Jul 15, 12 at 10:42pm

    All night