You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:42am

    And these blast points, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers can aim so precisely.

  • 92 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 3:23am

    Almost as good as cumming on a chicks face and rubbing your thumb across her head saying "simbaaaaa"

  • 83 69
    Submitted by MrSarcastic on Jan 20, 10 at 9:42am

    FREAKING AMAZING!!!! XD

  • 82 76
    Submitted by whiteknave on Jan 20, 10 at 1:12pm

    You're a regular Storm Trooper, you are.

  • 87 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:38am

    So it was typical, given that one in 789 blasts actually hit its target...

    • 76 99
      Submitted by breakfast on Jan 20, 10 at 10:03am

      please tell me that is a real statistic and that you knew it off the top of your head.

      • 71 89
        Submitted by XoxOderrr on Jan 23, 10 at 5:28am

        well of course...with all these damn blasters these days how cud any1 NOT know that (!)

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:37am

    Lolz

  • 77 78
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 20, 10 at 10:00am

    Ended up Spackling the walls huh? Nice....

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:32pm

    I like the whole "Stop! Hammertime!" while pounding. I want my boyfriend to do that to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:37am

    Not sure it gets much gayer.

  • 73 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 3:51am

    @3:23...really??gosh boys r strange! Totally ruin sex sometimes. It's a good thing u all r cute and make us feel good where it matters

  • 72 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 3:39am

    Ha, one of the bitchiest people at mi skewl put this on her FB, cn u sayy LAME

  • 72 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:47pm

    10:19: No, "you're" retarded.

  • 69 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:46pm

    10:19: No, "you're" retarded.

  • 66 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:25am

    Haha no 10:12 it's not. Lightsabers aren't used to shoot people. You tried... The laser guns make the "pyew pyew" noise. And no, he didn't steal the noise from a parrot. I'm pretty sure star wars is far more well known and came way before YouTube.

  • 69 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:38am

    Awesome

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:52am

    This is my favourite, bahaha. I can't even think of my reaction if it ever happened to me. Btw, how the hell did you miss? Really?

  • 55 63
    Submitted by tylaaw72 on Jun 29, 10 at 10:39am

    Ya and how did she feel about that one?

  • 55 64
    Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 3, 10 at 8:39am

    Yep that was the guy I was with.

  • 64 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 3:17am

    LMFAO at 323!!!

  • 58 71
    Submitted by drewP11093 on Jan 12, 11 at 4:52pm

    so it was a reenactment

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 5:49pm

    Lolololol

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:12am

    You tell em Obie

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:37am

    Classic

  • 63 83
    Submitted by Jacobim_Mugatu on Jan 20, 10 at 10:33am

    Storm troopers are more precise....

  • 59 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 6:51pm

    most amazing thing I've ever heard

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 6:30am

    first.

  • 66 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:15pm

    Stormtrooper syndrome... Rough man, better luck next time

  • 61 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:16am

    I'm not even a star wars fan but this is really funny and if this happened to me I'd clap and laugh with approval!

  • 49 59
    Submitted by DublStufOreo on Apr 7, 10 at 10:08pm

    So you're like the storm troopers, lotsa pew pew, can't hit anything. Makes me wonder how they took the galexy

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:43pm

    10:19: No, "you're" retarded.

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:12am

    it's called a lightsaber.

  • 63 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 6:30am

    first

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 2:08pm

    lmao

  • 45 55
    Submitted by mollie711 on Apr 3, 10 at 8:40am

    Yep that was the guy I was wotb

  • 56 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:40pm

    Hahahahaha

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:43am

    Awesome

  • 53 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:23am

    Hahahaha no...not a lightsaber. The laser guns make the noise the OP was talking about. The lightsabers are not used to shoot people.

  • 61 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:47am

    I laugh everytime! Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:41am

    Love this!!!!

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:49am

    Lmao

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:41am

    U have a tiny weni

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:57am

    First

  • 30 42
    Submitted by photorobert on May 15, 12 at 1:10am

    a storm trooper storming the trenches

  • 56 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:37pm

    LMFAO!!!

  • 43 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:59pm

    Ahahahahaha just laughed forever over this!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:53pm

    That's as good as my bf saying "finish her" from mortal kombat when he cums lmfao!!!!

    • 65 81
      Submitted by Bilbo_Baggins on Jan 20, 10 at 6:41pm

      shut up. you stole that from a text that was already on here like 2 days ago.

  • 53 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 3:20pm

    Lmfaoooooo

  • 52 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 9:28pm

    Mmmmm no. I just downloaded this app today asshole.

  • 13 18
    Submitted by Care27 on Sep 30, 13 at 4:27am

    id fucking love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 30 52
    Submitted by TeddyBearKnight on Dec 28, 11 at 5:08pm

    Didn't know there were Stormtroopers from Canada.

  • 49 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:26am

    Hahahaha best

  • 44 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:54pm

    omg. that's hilarious!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:19am

    Your retarded. You stole the noise off the funny talking bird on YouTube. And no dumb ass, that's not a statistic... Not a real one anyways. FAKE!!!!