So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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And these blast points, too accurate for sand people. Only Imperial Stormtroopers can aim so precisely.
You're a regular Storm Trooper, you are.
Almost as good as cumming on a chicks face and rubbing your thumb across her head saying "simbaaaaa"
FREAKING AMAZING!!!! XD
@3:23...really??gosh boys r strange! Totally ruin sex sometimes. It's a good thing u all r cute and make us feel good where it matters
Not sure it gets much gayer.
Haha no 10:12 it's not. Lightsabers aren't used to shoot people. You tried...
The laser guns make the "pyew pyew" noise. And no, he didn't steal the noise from a parrot. I'm pretty sure star wars is far more well known and came way before YouTube.
This is my favourite, bahaha. I can't even think of my reaction if it ever happened to me. Btw, how the hell did you miss? Really?
Hahahaha no...not a lightsaber. The laser guns make the noise the OP was talking about. The lightsabers are not used to shoot people.
So it was typical, given that one in 789 blasts actually hit its target...
please tell me that is a real statistic and that you knew it off the top of your head.
well of course...with all these damn blasters these days how cud any1 NOT know that (!)
LMFAO at 323!!!
10:19: No, "you're" retarded.
Ended up Spackling the walls huh? Nice....
Yep that was the guy I was wotb
Ha, one of the bitchiest people at mi skewl put this on her FB, cn u sayy LAME
I like the whole "Stop! Hammertime!" while pounding. I want my boyfriend to do that to me.
I'm not even a star wars fan but this is really funny and if this happened to me I'd clap and laugh with approval!
Ya and how did she feel about that one?
Storm troopers are more precise....
so it was a reenactment
Yep that was the guy I was with.
You tell em Obie
U have a tiny weni
Stormtrooper syndrome... Rough man, better luck next time
I laugh everytime! Lol
most amazing thing I've ever heard
So you're like the storm troopers, lotsa pew pew, can't hit anything. Makes me wonder how they took the galexy
a storm trooper storming the trenches
id fucking love that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's called a lightsaber.
That's as good as my bf saying "finish her" from mortal kombat when he cums lmfao!!!!
shut up. you stole that from a text that was already on here like 2 days ago.
Ahahahahaha just laughed forever over this!
Didn't know there were Stormtroopers from Canada.
Mmmmm no. I just downloaded this app today asshole.
omg. that's hilarious!!!!
Your retarded. You stole the noise off the funny talking bird on YouTube. And no dumb ass, that's not a statistic... Not a real one anyways. FAKE!!!!