I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
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Bet he just licked his ass too.
That's why dogs are a mans best friend
Too bad you missed him using it as a hump-pillow right after he pulled it out of the trash. Saucy!
**saucy** that's disgusting
my dog doesn't bring me calzones, but he loves peanut butter.
Maybe you should check with the jerky fairy on that and step away from beastiality.
its not cheating, because its YOUR dog.
LOL! Everything about that is soooo wrong!
If the dog won't eat, are you sure you want to?
Periods ARE the reason dogs are mans best friend.
That's a good dog
This has got to be in Athens Ohio. Lol
@porksword, periods are also the reason women aren't man's best friend. Geddit?
Uh yeah, what else do you think it could mean?
Please.Please.Please. Stop using fucking periods to add some excitement to your text , we get it
WAH. WAH. WAH.
Cry me a fucking river. deal with it and quit bitching.
If you want excitement, try Javier's Hot Sauce! Now comes in zesty lime too. The same hot taste you love but with a lime twist. It'll leave you saying "Hottest. Sauce. Ever."
I find it very annoying as well. seems education is hard to come by for some people.
Did the dog eat the other half?