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  • Submitted by MileHighMan on Dec 6, 11 at 2:17pm

    Bet he just licked his ass too.

  • Submitted by Phys on Dec 6, 11 at 2:23pm

    That's why dogs are a mans best friend

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 3:45pm

    Too bad you missed him using it as a hump-pillow right after he pulled it out of the trash. Saucy!

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      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 6, 11 at 8:25pm

      **saucy** that's disgusting

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    Submitted by bigceaze on Dec 6, 11 at 6:16pm

    my dog doesn't bring me calzones, but he loves peanut butter.

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      Submitted by gostrong on Dec 6, 11 at 8:53pm

      Maybe you should check with the jerky fairy on that and step away from beastiality.

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      Submitted by bulllwinkle on Dec 7, 11 at 7:29am

      its not cheating, because its YOUR dog.

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        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 7, 11 at 11:23pm

        LOL! Everything about that is soooo wrong!

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    Submitted by porksword on Dec 6, 11 at 7:31pm

    Periods ARE the reason dogs are mans best friend.

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    Submitted by rimmion on Dec 6, 11 at 7:37pm

    If the dog won't eat, are you sure you want to?

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    Submitted by kizinky4 on Dec 7, 11 at 8:35am

    awesome.

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    Submitted by KillaChinchilla on Dec 6, 11 at 11:31pm

    @porksword, periods are also the reason women aren't man's best friend. Geddit?

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      Submitted by porksword on Dec 7, 11 at 8:16am

      Uh yeah, what else do you think it could mean?

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    Submitted by crofty on Dec 7, 11 at 2:18am

    This has got to be in Athens Ohio. Lol

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    Submitted by alienmonster on Dec 6, 11 at 2:59pm

    Please.Please.Please. Stop using fucking periods to add some excitement to your text , we get it

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      Submitted by wreckrectum on Dec 6, 11 at 3:23pm

      WAH. WAH. WAH.

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        Submitted by joyceam110 on Dec 6, 11 at 5:22pm

        Cry me a fucking river. deal with it and quit bitching.

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          Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 6, 11 at 10:25pm

          .........................................excitement..........

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      Submitted by NPH9384 on Dec 6, 11 at 6:46pm

      If you want excitement, try Javier's Hot Sauce! Now comes in zesty lime too. The same hot taste you love but with a lime twist. It'll leave you saying "Hottest. Sauce. Ever."

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      Submitted by shellsbells on Dec 6, 11 at 8:45pm

      I find it very annoying as well. seems education is hard to come by for some people.

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    Submitted by tatteredtorn on Dec 6, 11 at 4:45pm

    That's a good dog

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 11, 11 at 7:28am

    Did the dog eat the other half?