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  • Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Sep 28, 12 at 5:23pm

    who actually refers to pussy as snatch?

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 29, 12 at 1:58am

    A flying snatch is better than a snatch with flies.

  • Submitted by ctown61 on Sep 28, 12 at 6:41pm

    I love a good romantic text

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    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 28, 12 at 7:40pm

    Pour some Red Bull in it. (It gives you wiiiings!)

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    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Sep 28, 12 at 4:13pm

    Mail him a custom fleshlight. Next best thing.

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    Submitted by bass80hz on Sep 29, 12 at 1:32am

    Harry potter

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    Submitted by nicinthetrees on Sep 28, 12 at 10:33pm

    Your snatch has flaps, be a bat

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    Submitted by ObamaYoMama on Sep 29, 12 at 1:10am

    How could I marry a fucking ugly ass pit bull. I can't even fuck her cause it would be beastiality--- Get on my level!

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      Submitted by kaylahalsey on Sep 29, 12 at 2:22am

      wtf are you talking about?

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      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Sep 29, 12 at 2:24am

      what in the actual fuck are you saying

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      Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 29, 12 at 7:18pm

      Wrong thread! He was accused of marrying a pit bull in the Chicken McNuggets text thread, abd because he works at McDonald's, couldn't figure out how to post his idiotic response in the correct place. There, all cleared up. :)

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        Submitted by MzKitty08 on Oct 1, 12 at 6:28pm

        I made the pitbull comment, and he said it