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  • who actually refers to pussy as snatch?

    Submitted by StyrofoamBoots on Sep 28, 12 at 5:23pm
  • A flying snatch is better than a snatch with flies.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Sep 29, 12 at 1:58am
  • I love a good romantic text

    Submitted by ctown61 on Sep 28, 12 at 6:41pm
  • Pour some Red Bull in it. (It gives you wiiiings!)

    Submitted by W_T_F on Sep 28, 12 at 7:40pm
  • Harry potter

    Submitted by bass80hz on Sep 29, 12 at 1:32am
  • Mail him a custom fleshlight. Next best thing.

    Submitted by SheffboyRD on Sep 28, 12 at 4:13pm
  • Your snatch has flaps, be a bat

    Submitted by nicinthetrees on Sep 28, 12 at 10:33pm
  • How could I marry a fucking ugly ass pit bull. I can't even fuck her cause it would be beastiality--- Get on my level!

    Submitted by ObamaYoMama on Sep 29, 12 at 1:10am
    • wtf are you talking about?

      Submitted by kaylahalsey on Sep 29, 12 at 2:22am
    • what in the actual fuck are you saying

      Submitted by MzKitty08 on Sep 29, 12 at 2:24am
    • Wrong thread! He was accused of marrying a pit bull in the Chicken McNuggets text thread, abd because he works at McDonald's, couldn't figure out how to post his idiotic response in the correct place. There, all cleared up. :)

      Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 29, 12 at 7:18pm