Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
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mom gonna go ye olde school on your ass and show what a real bitch do.
I'm back too, fuck yeah!
I'm guessing the OP's friend just got out of Sex Rehab and is on The Hunt. New Pussy, Old Pussy, doesn't matter. Apparently your Mom is fair game and has just been scouted to move up in to the Majors by your friend.. She's gunna be the ACE Starter. And get his full wood bat!