We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
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If you didn't get dick, at least you got pussy.
guess you dodged that bullet smh
@gaea superman is actually DC
Baha, good play on words. Hope you weren't serious and know marvel isn't just a universe.
Meh, at that level of inebriation he probably would've had whiskey-dick anyway and you would have had to console him through an hour of crying and "I swear this has never happened before!" Count yourself lucky.
there is the fabulous marvel known as superman dick. I keep a complete douchbag around just because he gets hard and cant cum
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