Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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It would have been a more appropriate divorce discount at 50% off...
Lol. See the world still has thoughtful ppl.
You have found hope among this world... You like Jesus!
Did the sales clerk get your number? You owe him.
Haha, this is my area code... Gotta love Texans!
Bet your ex happily paid full price. Just sayin'
Thank you for sharing this golden nugget of information. You helped the world today, and for that you were rewarded with a 20 percent discount on mind-altering substances that will aid you in removing yourself from the undeniable, reprehensible bullshit that is existence, even if just for a moment.
you get 20. they get 80. sounds about right.
Haha how is this a good night?