I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
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Nice! provided she doesn't speak French. If she does, you got yourself a kinky freak who gets turned on by convenience goods. Could still be a win. Bien joue!
Nice pull bro
Really wish you guys would stop patting yourselves on the back for managing to take home the same bar skank that countless guys just like you have taken home. She would've gone home with you if you'd recited it in plain English.
i'm pretty sure NOBODY CARES.
Taipan, you have really, REALLY boring life, don't you? I mean, I'm sorry about that, but there's no need to take it out on people who don't. ; )
Monica, you have major, MAJOR daddy issues don't you? I mean, I'm sorry about that, but there's no sense in seeking the male affection you never got from your father from sexual partners.
please stop talking.
somebody sounds a little sexually frustrated. why do you give a shit what other people do with their lives? no need to start pointless drama
Well it is posted on a website for everyone to read, and there is a section to comment on it, and as you can see we have the ability to comment on others' comments... looks like I'm doing what I'm supposed to.
Quite frankly, I agree with you.
This is aight; not all that funny but definitely "aight". If you talked French to me- I would laugh at you but not f@$k you. Got lucky u did. Get tested though ;)
Although the only thing on the list was "Condoms, extra large"
Flight of the Conchords anyone?
I guess the French never put up much of a fight...
That is why they call French a romance language!
Liar. She walked away when you told her that your on a all sausage diet.
shortgirl got that one right! nobody does care!!
I'm so damn proud!