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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:29am

    woohoo for sex w/o the intent to procreate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:09pm

    Who cares. Why would you brag about being fucked in the ass by a married man. I'm sure he gonna leave wife just for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:58am

    agreed with 11:37 (2). But why would she say that she would kick someone's ass if she found out her husband was doing it when she was doing it herself. HYPROCRITE.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:01am

    silly religious people

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 12:09am

    i'm not all for going for married men and shit.. but i didn't realize anal was such a big deal and so.. rare?! lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:53pm

    I'm not one to judge but that is horrible. That shows no respect for yourself. Her actions can only be defined as slutty.... When she walks in one day on her "husband's balls deep in some ho" (as she so tastefully put it) she'll truly then know how the wife felt. Cause you know it's gonna happen to her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:42am

    Religious people can be seriously crazy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:46pm

    Why is the wife the one being called Fucking crazy? She's being the bigger person, she's trying to do the right thing. The OP is the one screwing everything up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 6:07pm

    You sound like some back country road whore with little to no teeth , that's my type of chick

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:06pm

    11:58AM, I think she's saying if she were married and her husband was cheating. Clearly this chick isn't married, and it does not rest on her shoulders to make the moral decision to cheat. That's on his head.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:01pm

    OP: Did you at least get paid for the trick?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:15am

    Knowing that you're a whore doesn't make it okay. Get some self respect.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:21am

    "Sodomite", to a religious person, refers to Sodom - a land where sex was supposedly very casual. Calling you a sodomite doesn't have to refer to actual anal sex.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:47pm

    haha i though aural sex just existed in family guy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:01am

    11:07 In my country (and I think also in most of the Europe) sodomy is used for sex with animals. Anal is just anal - nothing wrong with that one :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:37am

    I love this girl! Silly rabbits jesus is for idiots.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:40pm

    Interesting that you would kick Hre ass end not his!?!Why do man blame thr other woman and not the man!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:35pm

    1.53 if she lets a man be balls deep in her ass, that man has no reason to be unfaithful !

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:52am

    The more biblical insult would have been "harlot", FYI.

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    Submitted by poop12 on Jun 26, 10 at 7:35pm

    cool, you sound really awesome and classy! not.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:06pm

    3:01- I think everybody missed that. "Whore" was not an adjective; it was a career choice for this stupid crack whore. OP- post your number so I can play Ass Pirates with you. I got cash, box wine, and crack.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:07am

    Also, religious people aren't nuts, unfortunately there are a few misguided religious people that are.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 12:55pm

    People have a problem with the religious wife? Um, how about the OP? What a fucked up fucking slut bag whore to sleep with a married man. Fuck all the stupid sluts that go after married men. There are plenty of single douchebags that will fuck you at the bars. [PS--I am not married, but the fact that people do that and think it's funny really bugs the shit out of me.]

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:48pm

    I like that she referred to herself as a ho and wasn't phased that her friend called her a whore. Classy lady.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:16pm

    some people consider that their way of abstinence. lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:59pm

    Anonymous said... I think I'm in love August 29, 2009 10:50AM ------------- Agreed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:30pm

    lol 12:09, the hell makes you think she wanted him to leave his wife for her? Grow up.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 2:51am

    Aanal sex equals NO!!!!!!!!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:44am

    settled, 3:13 is right.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:45pm

    OMG people take this shit so seriously, it's entertaining. Anyone who cared about being judged by random people on a web site probably wouldn't be texting her anal sex stories to a friend. Save the lectures.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:58am

    okay, I just have to say that for all of you who are bitching about religeous people, GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!! And I say that with the love of Jesus in my heart. August 29, 2009 7:29PM way to go. you have proven that christians are idiots. you shouldn't be on this site. SINNER.

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    Submitted by slammered on Nov 9, 10 at 2:13am

    Sounds like a RD or P-town slut!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:41pm

    Did she just call herself a hoe?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 3:21am

    1256 its spelt religious

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 1:24pm

    Screw that, if she had joined you-that would have been a religious experience!

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    Submitted by DILLIGAFp2 on Jan 21, 12 at 12:38am

    At least you know your a hoe

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:53pm

    3:13, go fuck yourself.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:29pm

    okay, I just have to say that for all of you who are bitching about religeous people, GO FUCK YOURSELVES!!! And I say that with the love of Jesus in my heart.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:55pm

    you guys are all fucktards and need to look up the word sodomy

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:31pm

    i love how guys on here insult here and then ask her to fuck them get a life

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 22, 10 at 12:05am

    If you know what you'd do yo someone else if they were screwing your husband, then why do you do it to other people?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:43pm

    What I want to know is, how did the wife know it was anal and not just doggy-style? Unless she like snuck up on them and peered over his shoulder, or if one of them was yelling about it and she overheard, I don't see how you'd be able to tell. And to 12:06, I agree that it's on his head to make the moral decision to cheat... but it's also on HER head, assuming she knew he was married, to be part of the cheating. Most of the blame on him, but no pass for her.

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    Submitted by polacke on Aug 26, 11 at 2:42pm

    the wife: maybe a boring woman who deprives her husband of dirty sex. the husband: a cheating d.bag, to much of a coward to leave her and get things straight. op: a homewrecker. there is just no utterly good person in this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:09pm

    I'm in love, as well.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 5:58am

    3:21, it's "spelled" my dear.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:39pm

    Does it matter if it's fake or not? The point is to make you laugh, if you no longer find the texts on here funny, why revisit?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:24pm

    heres my number, 904-325-1200

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:53am

    At least she knows she's a hoe. Maybe there's a chance to intervene after all. The zealot probably already put a curse on her anyway. -The quiet girl in the corner.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:56am

    I at least hope she was at least unaware the guy was married, or else she asked for it..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:37am

    atleast the op knows shes a whore. nothing wrong with it if you know it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:07am

    Historically the word sodomy could include anal or beastiality, however the more modern legal definition in the middle east is specific to anal between homosexual males.

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    Submitted by polacke on Aug 26, 11 at 2:39pm

    the wife: maybe a boring woman who deprives her husband of dirty sex. the husband: a cheating dirtbag, to much of a coward to leave her and get things straight. op: a homewrecker. there is just no utterly good person in this.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:32pm

    op just called herself a ho? classy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:55am

    It's sodomy b/c you're having sex in a position other than missionary, regardless of your sex. I don't believe that but a lot of religious people do.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:35pm

    Sodomy is any form of intercourse that is not vaginal. It includes, but is not exclusive to: oral, aural, anal, handjobs, bestiality, etc...

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:23am

    sodomy is any sex not specifically for procreation

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:11pm

    It's tough to call yourself a hypocrite and not really realize it apparently...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:36pm

    You are all FUCKTARDS. Ye shall burn in Hell!!! But let me fuck you first before God punishes you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 2:09pm

    Haha 1:53pm. Karma I can't believe she's calling herself "some ho". Lol. Deep rooted issues.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:32pm

    This sounds fake to me.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:55pm

    If you finished, good night. :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:42pm

    "I can't believe she's calling herself 'some ho", you got that right. This is some stupid guy posing as a girl. Fake fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:01pm

    Regardless, it's funny as hell. OP: You made my day. =)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:58am

    where were you darlin' before I outlived my dick?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 10:54am

    Hey, lemme get yo number girl

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 6:14am

    In her bed? That's fucked up. Slutttttt!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 11:22pm

    Too bad you will never have a husband because youre too big of a whore for anyone to actually love you.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 7:18pm

    omg, 11:22, too bad not everyone wants a husband, first of all. plus, some guys like kinda kinkiness!