Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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Are the cops in knee high boots and short skirts with no panties on?
Well at least they won't have a tough \nTime getting a DNA sample, just hope it's not off your sheets.
Was there semen at the scene?
Florida Man strikes again.
Sorry, I was just really, really horny...
Wash your cum rag.